http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-06-03 10:50 pm
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Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, 2nd period]

"Today, you will deal with real people, so keep your eye rolling to a minimum, please," Josh said as the students assembled in the Danger Room Shop that he totally told them about, rly. "We will be working...retail!" he said, clapping his hands together.

The Danger Shop turned into a sandwich store of a chain that might be familiar to some of you, oh yes. "Half of you will be working behind the counter. The other half of you will be the incredibly irritating customers. Ask how long a foot-long sandwich is! Demand a sandwich with everything except most of the ingredients! Wonder why a sandwich shop doesn't serve Mexican!" Josh's grin turned positively evil. "And you customer service types--remember to smile. And, um, not to punch anyone."

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] notawitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
She checked the bottles on the counter.

"Mayonnaise, Sweet Onion, Hot and Spicy, and the mysteriously named 'Sub Sauce'."

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Inara leaned over the counter, "What's in the sub sauce?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] notawitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Will held up the bottle so that both she and Inara could see it better.

"I have nooooo idea. Sub bits?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Tilting her head to study the bottle, she asked, "Isn't that like cannibalizing the sub?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] notawitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess so," said Will shrugging her shoulders. "I honestly have no idea whatever it is they put in here."

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Let's not have that, then," Inara decided. "Does the sweet onion sauce have onions in it?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] notawitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty sure that it does, yes," Will answered. "Want some of that?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"No, thank you," she said, "I have an onion allergy. Oh! The bread doesn't have onions in it, does it?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] notawitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Not as far a I know," Will answered. "I think there's a nutrition guide pamphlet or something around here."

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Would it list onion additives, as well?" She tried to look very concerned, "I wouldn't bother you with this, but it could be fatal."

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] notawitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Will's eyes went wide at that comment. "Oh. OH. I better check, then."

She scooted around to the front of the store, and rooted through the pamphlets before finding the nutrition one. She had to squint a lot to read the tiny text the ingredients were listed in.

"No onion additives or onion bits at all, according to this," she said.

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you so much for checking," Inara beamed at her, "and no sauce for me, thank you. Too messy."