http://spacepiratevala.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-27 10:26 pm
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Freelance Treasure Hunting, Monday, Period 5, Class #3

The class had been handwavily instructed to report to the Danger Room Shop for today's class. Vala was looking especially smug as she played with the dials on the machine and munched on an apple.

"Hello," she greeted them cheerfully, "and welcome to what I'm sure will be an enlightening afternoon for you. Today we will be dealing with how to obtain your treasure or priceless artifact, once you've located it. As I'm sure you probably already know, in many instances, people who collect priceless and historically important artifacts and works of art tend to have elaborate security systems protecting these items and making it more difficult--but, and this is important, not impossible--for an enterprising individual such as one of you to obtain or liberate them."

"So, in today's class, there will be a number of scenarios programmed into the trust computer imaging system here, and your assignment will be to free it from its unfortunate incarceration. Please be aware that there will be a number of alarm systems and surprises along the way. There is also a table with tools," she gestured towards a number of burglary tools that were nicely arrayed on a table at the side of the room in Vanna White-esque fahion, "should you require them. Also, feel free to ask any questions along the way, and either my charming minion-er, assistant-or myself will answer you as soon as we can."

[ooc: Please hold for OCD. *la la la la lalalalala* *shuts off hold music* Play away!]

Re: Talk to Vala--After Class

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-05-28 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi, I was a vending machine."

Re: Talk to Vala--After Class

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-05-28 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Marco considered this question very seriously. "No."

Re: Talk to Vala--After Class

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-05-28 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that's me. Conrad, not Polo."

Re: Talk to Vala--After Class

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-05-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Marco blinked. "Cause I couldn't move any part of my body, communicate, or do anything but just stand there and look pretty? Which I do already, but usually I can move at the same time."

Re: Talk to Vala--After Class

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-05-29 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Marco scowled. "I have friends! How were they supposed to know that the neighborhood vending machine was actually me!"

Re: Talk to Vala--After Class

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-05-29 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Fine, next time I'll turn into a water fountain."