Construction Site [Wednesday - All Day]

[needsaparrot]

The construction site has tools, belts, and hardhats today, just like before. It does not have a hot mountie.

It does have a sign in big block letters, saying

SORRY, NO HOT MOUNTIE TODAY.

It also has an alternate color option for those who are tired of yellow hard hats.

Of course, the option is pink...

"Same deal as yesterday, folks," Xander says, having got the rundown from Fraser. "Move, stack, avoid the big yellow metal things with treads. Eat the tiny yellow spongy things with no treads - those are called twinkies. Don't build with them.

There's some drywall to hang in that section of the faculty offices that's mostly just crispy and not actually sploded. Yell if you need any help. Or if the big yellow metal things with treads start transforming into giant robots and firing laser pistols at you. I hate when that happens."
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[OCD complete and certified open for use with proper safety gear!]

Comments

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"Painfully, I'd guess. For those people who actually factor bees into it."

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"See, that's what I thought too," Willow said. "Stingers! They are not named after a sensation that's happy."

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"Well, maybe if they were made with vodka."

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Have you been drinking again?" Willow asked. "Because you're not supposed to do that near heavy machinery."

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"Dammit, I knew there was something I missed that month day I ditched almost everything Equipment Safety to wallow about not being able to contact FH fight Snorflorgs."

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow gave a solemn nod. "It's very bad. The machines don't like it."

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"The machines don't have to drink it if they don't want to!"

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I was thinking of how they got tired of hearing songs about goblins."

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"I don't sing songs about goblins when I'm drunk. I sing songs about gremlins. ...And e-mail people I shouldn't."

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Either way the machines don't appreciate it," Willow said.

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"Then I guess it's a good thing I haven't been drinking," Xander replied, peering into his lunchbag.

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"PB&J!" Willow said, proudly. "With cookies."

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"In the sandwich?" Xander did not actually believe this was the case, but damn, would that be a good idea.

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Do I look pregnant?"

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"............Has there ever been a guy who lived longer than thirty seconds after answering that question, just out of curiosity?"

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Admittedly I haven't asked it much," Willow said. "Just after that weekend when kids showed up."

Re: Lunch

[needsaparrot]

"Admittedly not a question that ended up needing to be asked, in my case..."