fandomhigh | Detention - Saturday, May 19

When the students enter the Danger Shop for detention, they'll notice two very different things. One, it's snowing. Yes, snow is falling all around the Danger Shop. Two? Fraser's in long john's. It's probably the least amount of clothing he's ever worn during his time at Fandom High ~~and thank you canon for the icons~~. Of course, they're red.

Even with snow falling, the temperature isn't freezing. It's cold but not freezing. There's a list of names on the board.

~~Alec~~
~~Seely Booth~~
~~Hamlet Dane Jr.~~
~~Jude Lizowski~~
~~Michelangelo~~
~~Rikku~~
~~Johnny Storm~~
~~Dawn Summers~~

Fraser nodded a greeting as everyone filed in. "Please sign in and take your seats. Since the majority of you are here do to some form of naked mutiny, I think we can start by giving you the choice of serving this detention fully clothed or...in the same sense as myself. It's going to be snowing the entire time though."

He paused for a moment. "Today? You'll be saving Canada from four very different foes. On the outside, they appear normal, everyday people or things. You will have to judge, examine and defeat. If you fail, Canada will fall and that will be on your mind. If you succeed, you will have succeeded in saving one of the most beautiful countries on the planet."

It began snowing harder. Fraser, if anything, looked gleeful. "Visitors will be allowed during lunch and only during lunch. So, if you're ready, we'll begin."

[~~Please waaaaaaait for the OCD~~ Go!]

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The lady scowled. "Huckleberry, don't you lie to me! I will beat you with my clog."

"Look, I think that's Huckleberry across the road!"

Too bad the little old lady can't see. "Stop telling fibs, you old tool."

"I'm not fibbing, honest."

"Are you lying to me because I refused your advances last night?" she asked. "I had a headache!"

Seely stared in horror at the woman. "Believe me, ma'am, that's the furthest thing from my mind."

"You horrible man," she said. "I'm not a machine!"

Seely very briefly considered pushing the old lady into traffic. "How could you mistake anything I just said for machine?"

She stomped on his foot with her clog.

"OW! What is your problem?"

"You are, you whale!"

"Hey, you know what might be a good idea?" Seely said. "Crossing the street."

"Don't tell me what to do, you old fart." The lady, clearly fed up with this, turned to go the other way.

"Pity I'm headed the same way you are, then."

The old lady pushed him. "Stop stalking me, Huckleberry!"

"No. And since you don't know about my deathly fear of crossing the street you'll never be able to escape me."

And that was when the old lady suddenly did a front flip and landed in front of Seely, arms raised. "Try it, bub."

"That's interesting."

"TRY IT," she warned again and even taunted Seely with a flippant wave of her hand.

"Are you one of the Senile Mutant Karate Nuns?"

What? Seely had only picked up that comic because he saw the word nun and missed the world senile.

She tried to crane kick him.

"You could just answer me!"

"I could just beat you into a pudgy pulp!"

"And I could just push you into traffic, but there are reasons we don't do those things."

"You are a snotty little boy," she said and tried to karate chop his neck.

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