http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-14 11:17 pm
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Goth Eye for the Prep Guy - Tuesday Morning

Abby was waiting for the class, wearing her usual goth attire and holding a black parasol. "Morning, guys! Welcome to a really twisted version of fashion class. You're going to learn the ins and outs of the best looking fashion trend to hit geeks and vampires. Or geeks who like to pretend to be vampires and vice versa."

She held up a stuffed rabbit that seemed to have very sharp pointy teeth. "This is Poindexter and he wants to be a goth. He's got a head start because he's already pale. For those of you who aren't pale, you're either going to need to start staying indoors or investing in some pasty makeup. Speaking of makeup, the next step in Poindexter's transformation is eyeliner. Lots and lots of eyeliner. All black of course. That goes for guys just as much as girls." As Abby talked, she took eyeliner and drew carefully around the rabbit's eyes.

"Next we move onto clothing and one word sums up the clothing for a true goth....black." Abby whipped out a wee pair of black trousers and a black top with buckles. "Some goths will tell you that you need lace or leather or velvet. But really, all you need is black. Lots and lots of black. Rule of thumb is to stand in front of a mirror and then turn off the lights. If you look like more than just a disembodied head, you need more black. Also, this top has buckles. Goths like buckles. I'm not really sure why...maybe we have some psychological attachment to the pilgrims or something."

"Last but not least....accessories!" Abby fastened an ankh necklace around Poindexter's neck and a studded bracelet around his front paw. Grabbing a pair of tiny platform boots, she started wiggling them onto his back paws. "As you can see, the bigger the boot, the better. In fact, all your shoes should be tall and clunky. Between the shoes, the jewelry, the buckles and the obvious pain of existence; the only quiet thing about a goth should be their clothing color choices."

"Now, lets see how well you all were listening." Abby said and pointed to a box decorated with a pink polo shirt with a red X through it. "Get rid of all your non-goth clothes here. That's right, dump in your pastels and your chinos and your sneakers. Make a new outfit from the supplies on the table."

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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-15 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
". . . Yeah, okay."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Cally smiled. "You're like my own personal dress-up doll."
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-15 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Warren pouted more. "Hey! I'm more than just a doll, I'm all man!"

His voice cracked on the last syllable.

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cally giggled. "You keep tellin' yourself that."
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"See? See? This is what I was trying to avoid by not wearing the corset!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well, corsets are hot. But you're a boy, so, yeah, guess you have problems in that department already," Cally said.
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" Cally said. "It's true."
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Warren just kind of sputtered quietly for a bit.

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Cally just sort of raised an eyebrow.
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Warren scowled.

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" Cally said.
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"You just called me not hot!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"And that's cause you have a penis," Cally said.
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Th-that's discrimination!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"No, it's called lesbianism," Cally said. "And if you got a problem with that? That's called bigotry."
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, hey, that's not fair, I don't have a problem with you liking girls, but that doesn't mean you have to insult me!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Who said that's insulting?" Cally said. "It just means I'm not complimenting you?"
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Cheejj-ayyeee-I do! I might not think guys are, like, attractive to me, but that doesn't mean I go around telling them that they're at a physical disadvantage to other people!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't like boys like that anymore!" Cally said. "What am I supposed to say?!"
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Make something up!"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"If you were a girl and I wasn't involved I would totally do you," Cally said. "There, happy?"
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Actually . . . yes. That helps."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, okay then," Cally said.
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[personal profile] stuckeyboy 2007-05-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay."