Lunch - Monday - 5/14

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The Chef looked positively giddy about working near the cabins. He loved the great outdoors. Das Schnitzel was the outdoors-y type too. She was in a corner whittling...something.

"Guud murneeng stoodents! I em su gled tu be-a beck et vurk! In zee ooootduurs! Veet noo stoodents!"

Tudey's Menoo:

-Cheeseboorgers

-French Freees

-Seled

-S'Mures

((For newbies: This is where you eat...lunch. Yep. Mingle, eat, emo. Whatever. The Chef is insane but luckily he's got his talking chicken, Das Schnitzel to balance out his crazyness with normality. If you ever want anything specific for lunch or want to play out a scene with the Chef e-mail me at heyjude2187@aol.com))
((Oh, and there will be s'mores for dessert until they are out of the cabins. Because the Chef likes making them))

Comments

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

"If you're in Keroppi, dudette, then I'm totally there." Keroppi, Curupira. Same difference until he figured out what a Curupira actually was. "I'm Michelangelo. Like the painter, only more green."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Not like Buffy had any idea how the cabin was pronounced anyway, so she just nodded. "Yup, I'm Buffy. I thought maybe you were the painter dude. Molly's going to be really disappointed when she finds out."

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey might have pouted a little around a bite of s'meezeboorger.
"Dude, I didn't mean to make anyone upset. But I'm a ninja. And a mutant. That's almost as cool as the painter dude, isn't it?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy tilted her head. "You'd have to ask Molly, dude, but I totally think so!" She stared at his burger again. "Um, what exactly are you eating?"

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

"Well, I was kind of put off that they didn't have pizza here today," Mikey explained around the other half of his wild meal, "so I just kinda stuck some of my fave toppings into it and - dude! - The s'meezeboorger was born! It's... uh... kinda missing tomato sauce, though. Bogus."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Uh-huh," Buffy said slowly, nodding. "Have you by any chance met a girl called Dawn yet? I think you'll have a lot in common, dude. I think there's a pizza place in town. I've never been there, I don't think, but I've ordered take away a couple of times."

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

"Dude! There really is a pizza place in town? Seriously?" Mikey was practically bouncing in place, now. "Dude! I never met this Dawn girl but I totally have to-- she likes pizza?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"She likes weird food combination," Buffy said dryly. "And that probably includes weird food on pizza, too. I've seen her eat some very weird quesadillas, I know that."

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey squinted at Buffy skeptically.
"Uh... define weird food on pizzas, please?"
Because there was just nothing that came to mind when Mikey tried to comprehend that.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Um, pepperoni, olives and whipped cream?" Buffy suggested, completely randomly. "With anchovies?"

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey stared at her, then grinned. "Aw, come on! Everyone knows you don't put anchovies on a pep, olive, and whip pizza, dudette."
He looked around for a moment before he leaned in close and whispered. "Tastes totally gnarly, but it gives gas like you wouldn't believe."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy's eyebrows went up. "You've seriously tasted that?" The word that came to her mind was; Ewwwwwww!

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey shrugged nonchalantly.
"You try some pretty crazy stuff when you're bored and live in a sewer."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"You live in a sewer? Why?" Buffy asked blankly. It was possible that she'd spent a little too much time at Fandom.

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey kind of stared blankly back at her.
This sort of question was something he was getting often. It was also one he really wasn't prepared to answer.
"Uh. Dude? Because I'm a five-foot turtle who hails from New York?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

The blank staring continued. "So? And?"

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Yes, this was possibly a blank-stare-a-thon.
"New Yorkers think that giant talking turtles are kinda... not normal? Like, freaky and stuff?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Really? How weird," Buffy said, amazed. Yes, she'd definitely been here too long.

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

Mikey nodded sadly.
"Human-type New Yorkers are totally crazy or something," he had to agree.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"You should move to LA," Buffy recommended, taking a bite of her very normal cheeseburger. "I'm pretty sure no one would care about you being a turtle there."