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Adventuring Survival Tactics, April 27. Period 4. Final
The Doctor had printed essay booklets at each desk, and even had number 2 pencils (Dixon Ticonderogas, to be specific) there as well.
The test booklet read as follows:
Short Answer
1. You run into a Dalek in a dark alley. What do you do?
2. What's the most important thing to secure for yourself in a foreign locale?
3. What do you include in any proper adventuring wardrobe?
4. Pie?
Long Answer
1. Describe in detail several stupid plans that could get you killed on an alien planet.
2. Describe in detail why getting killed is a bad plan.
3. Describe in detail the match between Manchester United and Arsenal in 2009.
Hey. No one said the test would be fair.
The Doctor also had written 'Talking = Class Failure' and 'Cheating = Class Failure, Detention, Meeting the Principal'.
He was apparently a little cranky this morning. He was watching the classroom like a hawk. Best not to cheat or talk, then.
[ooc: OCD up. And thank you ALL for making a -wonderful- class this semester. You all deserve cookies and pie and cake.]
The test booklet read as follows:
Short Answer
1. You run into a Dalek in a dark alley. What do you do?
2. What's the most important thing to secure for yourself in a foreign locale?
3. What do you include in any proper adventuring wardrobe?
4. Pie?
Long Answer
1. Describe in detail several stupid plans that could get you killed on an alien planet.
2. Describe in detail why getting killed is a bad plan.
3. Describe in detail the match between Manchester United and Arsenal in 2009.
Hey. No one said the test would be fair.
The Doctor also had written 'Talking = Class Failure' and 'Cheating = Class Failure, Detention, Meeting the Principal'.
He was apparently a little cranky this morning. He was watching the classroom like a hawk. Best not to cheat or talk, then.
[ooc: OCD up. And thank you ALL for making a -wonderful- class this semester. You all deserve cookies and pie and cake.]
Re: Take the Test
1. You run into a Dalek in a dark alley. What do you do?
Leave it there.
2. What's the most important thing to secure for yourself in a foreign locale?
Air.
3. What do you include in any proper adventuring wardrobe?
My thigh holster (http://pics.livejournal.com/dbiers/pic/0009w3k3/g2).
4. Pie?
Cake.
Long Answer
1. Describe in detail several stupid plans that could get you killed on an alien planet.
Any plans that include amazons, frogs, zombies, being weetiny, silence, cheerleading, seahorses, birthday dances, alcoholic gummi bears, coaches who dress in leather, and saying yes to vampires on an alien planet are stupid and might get you killed. However, they might also introduce you to some of the best friends you may ever know.
2. Describe in detail why getting killed is a bad plan.
Getting killed is a bad plan only when you haven't any replacement bodies on hand near by, otherwise, taking the risk might be worth it.
3. Describe in detail the match between Manchester United and Arsenal in 2009.
D's essay recap read like this:
[B-A]