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Adventuring Survival Tactics, April 27. Period 4. Final
The Doctor had printed essay booklets at each desk, and even had number 2 pencils (Dixon Ticonderogas, to be specific) there as well.
The test booklet read as follows:
Short Answer
1. You run into a Dalek in a dark alley. What do you do?
2. What's the most important thing to secure for yourself in a foreign locale?
3. What do you include in any proper adventuring wardrobe?
4. Pie?
Long Answer
1. Describe in detail several stupid plans that could get you killed on an alien planet.
2. Describe in detail why getting killed is a bad plan.
3. Describe in detail the match between Manchester United and Arsenal in 2009.
Hey. No one said the test would be fair.
The Doctor also had written 'Talking = Class Failure' and 'Cheating = Class Failure, Detention, Meeting the Principal'.
He was apparently a little cranky this morning. He was watching the classroom like a hawk. Best not to cheat or talk, then.
[ooc: OCD up. And thank you ALL for making a -wonderful- class this semester. You all deserve cookies and pie and cake.]
The test booklet read as follows:
Short Answer
1. You run into a Dalek in a dark alley. What do you do?
2. What's the most important thing to secure for yourself in a foreign locale?
3. What do you include in any proper adventuring wardrobe?
4. Pie?
Long Answer
1. Describe in detail several stupid plans that could get you killed on an alien planet.
2. Describe in detail why getting killed is a bad plan.
3. Describe in detail the match between Manchester United and Arsenal in 2009.
Hey. No one said the test would be fair.
The Doctor also had written 'Talking = Class Failure' and 'Cheating = Class Failure, Detention, Meeting the Principal'.
He was apparently a little cranky this morning. He was watching the classroom like a hawk. Best not to cheat or talk, then.
[ooc: OCD up. And thank you ALL for making a -wonderful- class this semester. You all deserve cookies and pie and cake.]
Re: Take the Test
1. Somersault over it and run.
2. Edible food and trustworthy friends.
3. A comfortable dress and possibly boots.
4. I prefer ice cream.
Longer question number one received an elaborate answer, inspired by various jobs the Serenity crew had done. The second question had an introduction describing the physiologcal events taking place in the body upon death, described in some detail. It went on to analyze the possible outcomes on death, but the conclusion was: "possibly not knowing how things turned out."
The third left River blinking, as she had no idea what either Manchester United or Arsenal was, nor what kind of match this was supposed to be. Finally she shrugged and described a croquet game she'd played as a child instead, figuring it wouln't make that much difference.
[B+]