Adventuring Survival Tactics, April 27. Period 4. Final

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

The Doctor had printed essay booklets at each desk, and even had number 2 pencils (Dixon Ticonderogas, to be specific) there as well.

The test booklet read as follows:

Short Answer

1. You run into a Dalek in a dark alley. What do you do?

2. What's the most important thing to secure for yourself in a foreign locale?

3. What do you include in any proper adventuring wardrobe?

4. Pie?

Long Answer

1. Describe in detail several stupid plans that could get you killed on an alien planet.

2. Describe in detail why getting killed is a bad plan.

3. Describe in detail the match between Manchester United and Arsenal in 2009.

Hey. No one said the test would be fair.

The Doctor also had written 'Talking = Class Failure' and 'Cheating = Class Failure, Detention, Meeting the Principal'.

He was apparently a little cranky this morning. He was watching the classroom like a hawk. Best not to cheat or talk, then.

[ooc: OCD up. And thank you ALL for making a -wonderful- class this semester. You all deserve cookies and pie and cake.]

Comments

Re: Take the Test

[nadiathesaint]

Figured, the one class she actually made it to the final exam for had an impossible question on it.

1. Run.
2. A towel.
3. A lot of pockets and shoes you know how to run in.
4. Yes, please.

As for the long answer, well, the first one included things like accidentally killing a member of the royal family, trying to get out of accidentally marrying a member of the royal family, and farting. The second one actually just boiled down to "because then you're dead and what's the use in that?"

And, the third one . . . well:

3. They lost. Both teams, actually, thanks to a random rift in the fabric of dimensional probability. Then the fans rioted and destroyed Manchester in its entirety. Most of the rest of the UK decided this was probably for the best, and they all lived happily ever after. The End