School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

The auditorium has been transformed into what looks like a rock concert arena. As the students enter they might recongnize the Zombie band from Caritas playing a medley of John Denver tunes.

Suddenly the lights change and Lorne bounces out onto the stage.

"Welcome Cats and Kittens to the one, the only FANDOM IDOL! Each week my students have been honing their singing skills all for a chance to perform for YOU! And now the time has come for them to rock this house and for you... the student assembly to decide who is this year's FANDOM IDOL!"

"Before we begin let's give it up for our guest judges Principal Washboard, VP Hayden Dees and Dean Tic-Tac."

"So c'mon everyone... Let's get this party started!"

[OCD is up!]

Comments

Re: Miley

[otherside-miley.livejournal.com]

Being in front of a big crowd? Not a problem. Singing badly in front of one? Kind of a new experience for Miley. She smiled at the crowd before launching into a horribly screechy version of a Hanson song. People in the audience might want to cover their ears, especially during the chorus.

You have so many relationships in this life,
But only one or two will last.
You go through all the pain and strife,
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

Oh yeah. They're gone so fast.

Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,
In the end they'll be the only ones there.
When you get old and start losing your hair,
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care.

MMMBop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. Oh yeah,
MMMBop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do

Oh yeah, in an MMMBop they're gone. Yeah.

Plant a seed, plant a flower,
Plant a rose, you can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows.
It's a secret no one knows.
It's a secret no one knows.
Oh, no one knows.

Re: Miley

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . yeah, that would be Anders kind of staring.

Because what else do you do in response to that?

Re: Miley

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick's antennae drooped miserably. The Tick's face smiled.

"Excellent, Miley! Those lyrics are deep and meaningful. In an MMMBop they're gone indeed!"

Re: Miley

[bigdamnprincipal]

Zoe had promised herself that she was going to be polite to everyone, no matter how they sounded. But she suddenly realized how hard that was going to be.

"That was very...peppy and upbeat," she said. "That's a nice balance to some of the other songs. Good job."

Re: Miley

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

"There's a thing called karma. It's coming to get you."