School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

The auditorium has been transformed into what looks like a rock concert arena. As the students enter they might recongnize the Zombie band from Caritas playing a medley of John Denver tunes.

Suddenly the lights change and Lorne bounces out onto the stage.

"Welcome Cats and Kittens to the one, the only FANDOM IDOL! Each week my students have been honing their singing skills all for a chance to perform for YOU! And now the time has come for them to rock this house and for you... the student assembly to decide who is this year's FANDOM IDOL!"

"Before we begin let's give it up for our guest judges Principal Washboard, VP Hayden Dees and Dean Tic-Tac."

"So c'mon everyone... Let's get this party started!"

[OCD is up!]

Comments

Alec

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

He's handsome! He's hip! He's one cool cat and I could mean that literally. Give it up for own Alec!

Re: Alec

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec was in a familiar outfit (or lack of?), if you'd seen him in Music class before - and it was probably pretty obvious he intended to have fun, whether he had a chance of winning or not.

Shirtless, cowboy hat, and his jeans just tight enough to be questionable in modesty, Alec grinned at the audience as he stepped up to the mic.

"Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk"

Re: Alec

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx had to get up and backup dance for this. Pulling off his Organization jacket so he was in just leather pants, he hopped up in the background to be all honky-tonk with his badonkadonk.

Re: Alec

[bigdamnprincipal]

Zoe covered her mouth to keep from letting on that she was laughing. "That was a very...interesting song, Alec. Thank you."

Re: Alec

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

"You had me at 'slap your grandma'."