Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 3/3

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Today we're talking about THE MAN. You know who I'm talking about. The fuzz, pigs, the fine members of the law enforcement establishment. And, on occasion, Tex. And let me tell you, that jail is absolutely no fun at all. Except for the parts where I frightened the troopers and sang theme songs to amuse myself. Those parts were loads of fun. Though I still think I should have somehow given myself a prison tattoo. You know, something classy like a big eagle on my chest. Though I think that might be a reference to America. Or Nazis. Neither of which I am really a fan of. Especially the Nazis because if you can hate anyone, it's the Nazis. The only people I'm sure I could kill and not get any funny looks about. Oh, if only I could be forced to travel through time in order to kill Hitler because they replaced my second heart with a bomb. If only I had a second heart for that matter..." Deadpool zoned out for a moment, thinking about second hearts and kicking people's head off.

"Where was I? Ah yes, coppers. Bobbies. They have several techniques to stop you from fleeing from the law. Shooting out tires, road blocks, using superheroes to punch your car to a stop. Those are all pretty straight forward methods so I will only be showing you a few other ways they work against your right to drive really really fast and endanger the public."

"The PIT maneuver," He said, passing out a sheet of paper. "Dastardly and dangerously done."

"What? I occasionally like alliteration." See Deadpool See Deadpool pout. Pout Deadpool, pout. "This is the PIT maneuver being done in action." Shutting off the lights, he slipped on a short film strip.

"And then there's the Spike Strip, whose name is pretty damn self explanatory I should hope. Dozens of sharp pointies meet tires. It doesn't end well. Trust me on this one."

"Now I want to see if you've learned anything after spending so many weeks with me. Can you kiddies think of ways to avoid these techniques and still outrun the MAN? Or Tex. Whichever."

[[OOC: The OCD is up, have at it]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Or he'll call the Tex cops.

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[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Yasutora Sado

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[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy Summers

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Take notes or else you'll get arrested.

Re: During the Lecture

[multiplez]

Z took notes and hoped she never got traffic cop duty.

Re: During the Lecture

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Hey," after bother Evie for a bit, Chad leaned in to try to get someone else's attention. "Z!"

Re: During the Lecture

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie was looking a little traumatized. The prospect of jail was a horrifying one. She was too young to be incarcerated!

Re: During the Lecture

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad didn't bother taking notes, because he knew it wouldn't be hard to smoothtalk his way into letting one of the cute girls in the class copy them later. Or the guys, really. Whatever.

But he felt the need to secure this fact and leaned in toward Evie. "Hey," he said to get her attention, completely oblivious to her worry over the subject matter, and lifted his chin, giving her the sly beginning of a grin. He'd always though Evie was definately one of the cuter ones.

Answer the Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!

Re: Answer the Question

[multiplez]

"Um, I am the man," Z pointed out. "Do I really want to be outrunning myself?"

Re: Answer the Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool gave that some serious thought.

"Yes?"

Re: Answer the Question

[notajar]

Door considers the question for a while before offering, "Throw porn out the car windows to distract The Man?"

Re: Answer the Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I like the way you think!" Deadpool was so proud of his student now. There might have even been a little sniffle of pride there. "But that would mean keeping various types of porn in the car at all times in order to spread a wide net of sexual tastes. Boykissy isn't as nice for everyone you know."

Re: Answer the Question

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Ummm... hide? Perhaps under an overpass? Or, um." Evie bit her lip, thinking hard. "Get a much, much faster car?"

Re: Answer the Question

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad decided that his amazing good looks and charm could get him out of any scuff with the cops, especially if it was cute female cop (and Z's comment about being The Man immediately put the image of her in his head, in a rather impractical cop outfit with a very short skirt that could barely be considered a skirt in most states), so he didn't feel the need to address the question, and, instead, just glanced around on occation to verify how many people were checking him out.

Re: Answer the Question

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly listened to the others in class and thought about what kind of answer Deadpool would like.

"Lasers," she said with a nod. "Multi-directional lasers."

Re: Answer the Question

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx thought for a moment. "Flood them," he then answered simply. "That, or make ramps. I like ramps. Can I drive your car again?" He looked up at Deadpool hopefully.

Re: Answer the Question

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Tell my sister to leave me the ruttin' hell alone

"Chuck stolen and valuable goods behind you as you drive away so that people run out into the street and block their cars."

Talk to the T.A.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wait for him to ping in lest he use his T.A.-ly powers for evil.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He's there. And he's wondering if it's possible for him to have a crossover with Midnighter. That guy is just so damn cool.

Head kicking!

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly very sneakily left a note for Wade.

Explosions today. Wouldn't want you to feel left out.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I almost forgot I had a class to write today. *facepalm*

Re: OOC

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Vrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooom!! *snicker*

Re: OOC

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

....*is using this space to apologize to everyone for Chad's behaviour today.*

*snort*

Re: OOC

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

I totally feel you.