fandomhigh | Human Anatomy, Thursday, 3/29, Period 3

Elliot flipped her blond hair behind her shoulders as she waited for the assembled class, looking very, very determined.

"So today is the day we learn about the reproductive system," she said. "And despite what some of you may have heard or may remember from last term, I am NOT going to blush. Or cry. We're adults, or almost, and we can discuss all of this in an adult way." Yeah, she didn't even sound like she believed herself.

She gestured to two large posters of outlined bodies with brightly colored innards - "These are the human male and female ... private areas. This is the," -- she was pretty much talking to her shoes -- "vulva, labia, vajango -- vagina -- cervix, uterus and fallopian tubes on the female diagram." She pressed on, looking as if she wished for the sky to open. "And on the male we have the schw- penisscrotumandtestes."

Swallowing as if she thought the worst was over, she passed out a handout and stammered through a passable lecture on both reproductive systems, though she tried not to repeat the anatomical words because, frankly, getting through them ONCE was pressing her luck.

"And that's it from me. Any questions?" She looked as if she hoped the answer would be no. "Or you could go back to the computers and play a very fun ~~[OOC: But noisy and probably NSFW]~~ game designed to expand your knowledge about a sexual health issue. Up to you."

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If you were a part of the body, which one would you be?

Yasutora Sado. The right arm.

Peter Petrelli. The heart.

Marty Blank. Pinky Toe.

Yakushi Kabuto; appendix.

Henry Jekyll: the orbital frontal cortex of the brain.

Neil Perry: The left pinky toe...since Marty didn't specify which pinkie toe he is, I'm taking the left.

Peter Griffin, the ass.

Aeryn Sun. The trigger finger.

Tannim Drake. The ears.

Ray Kowalski. The fist.

Listen to the lecture, then torment the teacher. Fun!

It would figure that the first anatomy class Chad had after this new No-Sex rule would be over the reproduction stuff. Thankfully, he was generally way to distracted by the insane cuteness of Dr. Reid's embarrassment over the topic to even begin feeling woeful or frustrated.

Peter took notes, snickering a little at her discomfort. But he was polite enough to try to hide it.

"Um. How do you spell vajango? And what exactly is it?" Marty asked feeling embarrassed that he didn't know what it was already.

"I so did not mean to say that this time," Elliot said, coloring. "It's ... kind of a general term for the female anatomy."

A very, very amused Kabuto could be seen taking notes for once. The notes were more on the instructor than the class, however.

Generally, Henry could sort the study of the human body into a studious, non-awkward mindset, therefore ignoring any uncomfortable stress. However, when the teacher herself was having trouble...
Henry's face went bright red, and he looked at his desk. He placed the handout face down, and took no notes whatsoever. He did his best to absolutely ignore what the teacher was saying. It was, without a doubt, the first time he'd ever tried to not pay attention in class.

Aeryn's actually a little embarrassed at having to raise her hand. "Um. I don't think my translator microbes are picking up everything you said."

"Whuh, uh, which parts are giving your microbes a tough time?" Elliot asked.

"Everything you start saying really fast," she says.

"That's kind of everything," Elliot said, wrinkling her nose. "I try to slow down when I'm teaching. Really."

But, she knew, she had been even faster than usual on the male reproductive system. "Is this kind of the area you were having problems with?" she asked, circling the poster's genitalia with her pointer. "The boy parts?"

"I'm not having problems with that area," Aeryn says quickly. "You just kind of... sped through it."

Elliot blinked. "If you were having personal problems with ... any of them, there would be a lot more different between our species than I thought," she said.

Which was probably not a helpful observation.

"Anyhow." She cleared her throat, very red. "The outer parts are the penis and scrotum and the inner bits are the testes." She briefly revisited the lecture on the function of each part. "Did I talk slow enough that time?"

"Yes," says Aeryn. "Thank you."

"Not a problem. Thanks for asking."

Ray listened to the lecture...kind of.

It's like fun, only with learning!

Henry's conscience pushed him over to the computers. He really, really did not want to play this game, but after ignoring the lecture, he figured that he ought to do something and participate in class.
He clicked the link to start the game, and within a few seconds-
"Oh my lord." - the computer was off and Henry was back in his seat, staring at his desk, face as red as before.
Maybe he could just read up on it later in his textbook.

We're taking a moment, here.

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