fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

Upon arriving to the Danger Shoppe, one might notice that it wasn't the usual parking lot waiting for them this week. Instead there was a small carnival, with the central feature of the games being the bumper cars.

Deadpool was off being distracted. He may or may not have taped a picture to the target of a man with a glowing eye.If asked, it was always there and anyone should feel free to shoot it. In the head. Because that never actually kills him and everyone was allowed a chance to try anyway.

He pointed vaguely toward the bumper cars, still shooting at the target. "Work out your rage in a large-ish vehicle that won't hurt anyone. Much. Whiplash doesn't count as an injury because that's just stupid. Bones sticking out is an injury. Whiplash is not. And don't think about suing, I don't have insurance but I do have a lot of warrants out for my arrest."

Ignoring the kiddies again, he continued to shoot the target with slightly less rage than he normally would have.

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"Oh, sure!" Molly said, straightening up like she was going to give a report. "I was not in class last week because I was not on the planet at the time." She nodded.

"As long as it doesn't involve mullets or anyone with the last name Summers, I'll give you a free pass on missing class." He gave her a look. "Were there mullets or people from the Summers family?"

"Nope!" Molly said. "No mullets or Summerses at all."

"Okay then, free pass." He paused. "Just don't make it a habit. Next thing you know, you'll be part of some intergalactic gang and it will only end in tears."

Molly pressed her lips together to keep from laughing and shook her head.

"No intergalactic gangs, I promise."

"And stay away from the Summers family! Buncha lemmings."

Molly blinked. "But, Dawn and Buffy are two of my best friends!" she protested.

"Not those Summers, the mutant ones," Deadpool explained. "But they might be relatives. We'll never know unless they too have random children from the future show up."

~~*dies laughing*~~

"Oh, those Summerses," Molly said relieved. "Okay, no, I have no problem staying away from them."

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