fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

Upon arriving to the Danger Shoppe, one might notice that it wasn't the usual parking lot waiting for them this week. Instead there was a small carnival, with the central feature of the games being the bumper cars.

Deadpool was off being distracted. He may or may not have taped a picture to the target of a man with a glowing eye.If asked, it was always there and anyone should feel free to shoot it. In the head. Because that never actually kills him and everyone was allowed a chance to try anyway.

He pointed vaguely toward the bumper cars, still shooting at the target. "Work out your rage in a large-ish vehicle that won't hurt anyone. Much. Whiplash doesn't count as an injury because that's just stupid. Bones sticking out is an injury. Whiplash is not. And don't think about suing, I don't have insurance but I do have a lot of warrants out for my arrest."

Ignoring the kiddies again, he continued to shoot the target with slightly less rage than he normally would have.

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up]]

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Hit the weak one repeatedly!

Chad was looking at one of the bumper cars and wondering exactly how this was going to work.

Jude snerked at Chad trying to fit into a bumper car. Jude had no such problems.

There was a glare toward Jude somewhere underneath Chad's hair. Not one he meant, but it was there. Really.

And then he figured he'd try to fit into one of these things after all.

Nothing like driving a car with your elbows forcably on your knees.

Jude gave him no mercy.

I refuse to make the "ramming" joke.

Mel had taken off the panel and made some... enhancements.

No. That's not the sound of semi truck revving it's engine. That's Mel with an engine improvement.

Somewhere in the fake fair, a fake cabbage cart owner shuddered and wasn't sure why. It was almost as if he felt someone walk over the grave of his cabbages.

Door's car is one of those crippled-but-still-in-the-running freaks with a damaged wheel that only lets it go in circles - but they're big circles, and it's a strong engine. VROOOM.

Demyx was careening around the bumper car arena with a wild grin, slamming into everyone he came across and laughing like an crazed psychopath. Or Xemnas. Both amounted to the same thing, in the end.

Evie was doing something very similar.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Demyx crashed his car against hers and cackled. "YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME!"

"EEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeee!" Evie went spinnning in the other direction. Giggling all the way. She finally came to a rest against the wall, then turned and sped up towards Demyx, eyes narrowing. "REVENGE!!"

Demyx wasn't known for being a tactical genius. He turned to meet her head-on, narrowing his eyes and speeding up too. "IF TRAIN A IS TRAVELING AT 30 MPH, AND TRAIN B IS TRAVELING AT--!" he cut off sharply when the cars collided.

Evie was laughing too hard for a few minutes to say anything as she crashed into another sidewall, then called back to him, "A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR!" as she revved up and headed around a corner.

"ROCK ON!!" Demyx shouted back, laughing maniacally.

Cedric wasn't very good at driving hence him hitting the wall several times. The wall won.

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