fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

Josh grinned as he walked out onto the stage. The curtain had been drawn to hide the contents behind ~~and the stage was apparently infinitely malleable to make this work, omg~~.

"Given yesterday's events, today's assembly seems even more appropriate. We're going to do an old-fashioned battle of the sexes. Pulled completely at random, three guys and three girls will be dragged up here, if necessary, in order to compete for valuable cash and prizes." He paused. "Which we don't have, so the thrill of beating the other team will just have to do."

He waved his hand dramatically and the curtain drew back to reveal an obstacle course. "This contest will test your mind, your body, and your immunity to public humiliation. So, without any further ado, I give you: THE GUYS! Billy, Sam, and Peter Petrelli!" Josh frowned down at his paper. "Who also goes by Steve? I don't get it." He shrugged as he waited for the boys to get up on stage, then flipped to his next card. "And now for the LADIES! I give you Molly, Naomi, and Annette!"

Josh grinned again. "There's a Mickey Mouse Club joke in there, but I think it will date me. Without further ado, let's get on with the show!"

[OOC: ~~Please to be waiting for insane OCD...~~ Come on in!]

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"Yes, crazy person?"

Josh replied to a lot of people that way.

Blair smiled and bounced when he saw the professor, "Hey, man!" Then he snickered at Billy.

"How am I supposed to decorate the statue when Billy's stuff is still on it? Make him clean it all off so I can have my turn, man!" Bounce. "Please?"

Josh grinned. "I'll do you one better," he said, taking out a camera and snapping a series of photographs, then pulling off Billy's handiwork himself.

"All yours."

Blair bounced and grinned and threw his arms open wide, "I got to have a hug for that, man!"

Josh awkwardly patted the clearly deranged student on the back.

"There, there," he said, blinking rapidly.

Blair giggled, "Good enough. Okay, stand back and watch the pro." He said to Billy with a little smirk.

Blair started with Alanna. After going through the chest, he came up with lots of goodies and all sorts of stuff he thought Alanna would appreciate. Faithful too.

Taking the hot pink booby tassels, Blair bit his bottom lip and stuck them firmly to Alanna's breasts. They were statue breasts so it was okay. Really. Then he had to flip them of course, and wink at Billy over his shoulder.

Next he took the short, black sequined stretch knit skirt thing, and shimmied it up Alanna's legs until it fit way low under her stomach and came up way high on her pretty statue thighs. "Oh, man!" The five inch stiletto heels were a little tricky getting on her, but he managed pretty dang good.

Hot pink bracelets were added to each arm, some pretty bling bling was added to her neck and ears, and a cute waist necklace that was sparkling bright with bling bling was clasped around her little middle. A big rhinestone A dangled down to around hip level. Blair wrapped a pretty feathery scarf that reminded him of pink flamingo's around her neck, and then he applied her make-up. Lovely pink lips, blushing cheeks, and bright blue eyeshadow with long fake eyelashes mascara-ed to the hilt.

"Oh, man." Now for Faithful. He took the purple velvet pimp hat and set it low on Faithful's head, hung lots of bling bling around his neck, gave him a gold tooth, and stuck a wad of fake cash between his teeth. Blair took the tedious time to paint each claw shiny black.

Standing back, he surveyed his handywork and frowned. "Ohh! How could I forget?" Kneeling on the floor, he took a piece of poster board (man, that chest holds just the right stuff!) and scribbled something on it. Then he glued it to a wooden pole. After a few minutes of adding glitter to the whole thing, he picked it up and stuck it in Alanna's hand.

The poster read: SAVE THE WHALES - MAN, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!!

Then he just threw the rest of the glitter over both Alanna and Faithful because glitter! Yay!

School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

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