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fandomhigh2007-03-09 07:36 am
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School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium
Josh grinned as he walked out onto the stage. The curtain had been drawn to hide the contents behind and the stage was apparently infinitely malleable to make this work, omg.
"Given yesterday's events, today's assembly seems even more appropriate. We're going to do an old-fashioned battle of the sexes. Pulled completely at random, three guys and three girls will be dragged up here, if necessary, in order to compete for valuable cash and prizes." He paused. "Which we don't have, so the thrill of beating the other team will just have to do."
He waved his hand dramatically and the curtain drew back to reveal an obstacle course. "This contest will test your mind, your body, and your immunity to public humiliation. So, without any further ado, I give you: THE GUYS! Billy, Sam, and Peter Petrelli!" Josh frowned down at his paper. "Who also goes by Steve? I don't get it." He shrugged as he waited for the boys to get up on stage, then flipped to his next card. "And now for the LADIES! I give you Molly, Naomi, and Annette!"
Josh grinned again. "There's a Mickey Mouse Club joke in there, but I think it will date me. Without further ado, let's get on with the show!"
[OOC:Please to be waiting for insane OCD... Come on in!]
"Given yesterday's events, today's assembly seems even more appropriate. We're going to do an old-fashioned battle of the sexes. Pulled completely at random, three guys and three girls will be dragged up here, if necessary, in order to compete for valuable cash and prizes." He paused. "Which we don't have, so the thrill of beating the other team will just have to do."
He waved his hand dramatically and the curtain drew back to reveal an obstacle course. "This contest will test your mind, your body, and your immunity to public humiliation. So, without any further ado, I give you: THE GUYS! Billy, Sam, and Peter Petrelli!" Josh frowned down at his paper. "Who also goes by Steve? I don't get it." He shrugged as he waited for the boys to get up on stage, then flipped to his next card. "And now for the LADIES! I give you Molly, Naomi, and Annette!"
Josh grinned again. "There's a Mickey Mouse Club joke in there, but I think it will date me. Without further ado, let's get on with the show!"
[OOC:
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette
I'm falalaing in the flood
Just falalaing in the flood
What a glorious feeling
I'm not covered in mud
I'm laughing at clowns
They're evil, kind of
Let's all play our part
And give them a shove
A shove!
If the clowns give us chase
Everyone ready a mace
Bring down that huge flood
We can swim as we race
Until the clowns fall with a thud
Maybe covered in blood
Falalaing, falalaing in the flood
In the flood
La...
I'm falalaing in the flood
Just falalaing in the flood
What a glorious feeling
I'm not covered in mud
Until the clowns fall with a thud
Maybe covered in blood
Falalaing, falalaing in the flood
In the flood
In the flood
When he was done he tossed the sombrero into the audience, hopefully not hitting anybody in the eye when it landed.
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette
But, this is skill against skill and Blair knew he had the skillllzzzz to please better than what's-his-name in the funny bathrobe and a hat that made his head look the size of a pin needle. Blair actually held his index finger and thumb up to eye-level and squinted while he brought his fingers together, putting Peter's head between them,(not literally, geeze, get the picture?) mumbling, "I squish your head. I squish your head." Ahh, but it was his turn!
In his best Hawaiian shirt, he bounced and rumaged through the chest, choosing the plush duckie costume and the pink fluffy parasol.
"Are you ready for this...Peeeeettttteeerrrrr?"
(ooc: Annette is pretending (http://misshargrove.livejournal.com/8902.html?view=158150#t158150) to be Blair and being the fake Blair is done totally by permission!)
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette
Blair bounced and giggled and shimmied himself into the duckie costume. "Man this is so soft! Come here, Peter, touch this, feel me Peter, this is like the softest costume I have ever felt in my entire life! Wow, man! Come on! Touch it!"
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette
[ooc: Peter has Marie's powers, only he doesn't yet know that they're hers.]
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette
Taking center stage he started to bounce back and forth aross the stage, every now and then looking at Peter over his shoulder while he sang -
I’m farting in the water
Just farting in the water
What a bubbly sensation
To be releasing sonic pockets!
Falala in the Flood!
Falala in the Flood!
They call me Peter sometimes Steve
Oh, Peter sometimes Steve
If you ask me real nice
I’ll tell ya bubble boy sounds like…awesomeness!
The water is a blessing
It saves the gas from spreading
And it saves the Trees! Yeahhhh!
Sad will I be, when the bloating is all gone
No more bubbles in the water
No more fun to be had.
Falala in the Flood!
Falala in the Flood!
Blair skipped and danced and kicked up and cracked his duck heels together. "Whoo!"
I'm farting in the water
Just farting in the water
What a bubbly sensation
To be releasing sonic pockets!
La la la la!
Now I'm all done -
And my bubbles have died away
But I'll splash in the flood
Because I am Peter sometimes Steve
And I am the famous bubble boy!
Falala in the Flood!
Falala in the Flood!
Fa la la la! Yeah!
Blair bounced and took off running for the end of the stage but just at the last moment, he dropped to his knees and slid to the very edge, arms akimbo, parasol held out straight, and he was grinning and giggling and loving all the attention!
Re: Task Three: Peter v. Annette