Music is Love: Third Period

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

Lorne greets his students with a wave and smile as they enter the classroom. "Hey Kittens! Today our judges are Yo-yo Die Hard and the star of various comedy films Brendan Fraser! I'm not sure why he looks different and is wearing a mountie uniform but who cares! He's HAWT!"

Lorne made his way down to the judges table and put his feet up. "Today's theme is martial arts and/or hats. Make me happy people!"

[ooc: OCD IS UP!]

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Re: Sing! [3/9]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka stood in front of the microphone and squeezed his eyes shut. He took a few deep breaths in total silence, then opened them and scanned the crowd.

Nope, no Katara. Damn. It was worth a try.


He dropped into a fighting stance and threw off a few punches and kicks. It might impress some of the people in the crowd, but the knowledgeable will immediately realize that his form is shoddy and he's not all that good at unarmed combat.


He kept up the punches and kicks all throughout his song, using them to punctuate the lines:


Oh-oh-oh-oh...


Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those jerks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing


There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip


Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing


There was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip


Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they did it with expert timing


Oh-oh-oh-oh...


Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, make sure you have expert timing


Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...

Re: Sing! [3/9]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser smiled and clapped a few times. "Well done. An inspired choice. It almost makes me want to learn how to kung fu fight."

Re: Sing! [3/9]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"You totally should."

Re: Sing! [3/9]

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yondaime laughed, it really was amusing and brought back memories of training kids back home. "Good job! And your fighting form is there, just needs work. If you ever want to learn come by my office."

Re: Sing! [3/9]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Thanks, but I'm more of a 'weapons' kind of guy. I'll keep it in mind, though."