fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

Deadpool really hoped the kids would remember that they were driving today and not in the classroom. The week off killed his sense of time. Day was night, night was day! Miller time was Budweiser time! CHAOS! Utter chaos!

When those who didn't live in complete chaos arrived, they would notice that it was raining. A lot. There was a bundle of umbrellas by the door for students to take.

"Morning kiddos! Today we're learning about driving in bad weather conditions. I couldn't quite get the program for raining fire for the apocalypse, so we're sadly stuck with just normal boring rain. I apologize for the dullness," He told the sadly. "I could try throwing things at you guys to keep the excitement level up if you wanted."

Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up, have at it!]]

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Now? Now might be the time where Deadpool buckles up for a change.

He braced himself. "Let's ride!" Then added, "And hopefully not crash the car because you were going to fast in wet conditions, thus killing poor Conner and Zack. I'll survive because I'm just cool like that."

If Mel heard anything that Deadpool said about killing Conner and Zack she doesn't show it.

In fact the expression on her face is somewhat... crazed.

There's a squeal of tires as Mel lets out a battle cry and the car leaps forward at a speed that's probably not safe for wet weather.

Yeah. The decision to wear a seatbelt had definitely been the right one.

"Slow down! Slow down now before you kill people who neither you nor am I being paid to kill!"

Mel pouted and then slammed on the brakes and spun the car a bit so it sent a splash of water as it skidded to a stop. "Okay. You have to admit that was pretty rocketship."

Deadpool looked around for some paper before remembering that he had a little evaluation sheet for these days.

(Huh. Never used it yet. That might be bad.)

He rolled it up and thwapped Mel on the nose. "No! Bad! Baaaad!"

Mel looked over at Deadpool and snarled. "How was that even wrong?"

"Today you drive cautiously because of the rain and safety and blah blah lecture," He said, waving the rolled up paper at Mel.

"What if I pay you $20?"

"My complacency can't be bought!" He said, extremely offended.

"But if you upped the price, we might have something to talk about..."

"I got $40 dollars and next week I'll bring in doughnuts from J'GOB," Mel replied.

Unable to resist the siren song of fired dough, Deadpool nodded. "You've got yourself a deal!"

A scary looking grin crossed Mel's face as she gunned the engine. "Zack? Conner? Bail out now if you want."

And then she punched down on the gas and sent the car flying at high speeds.

Deadpool calmly dug through a collection of tapes in the glove compartment before placing one in the tape deck.

Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm....

"YEE-HAW!"

Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born...

Mel speed down the road at high speeds.

Sometimes fishtailing just for fun.

"Any thing around her I can use to get this sucker airborne?"

"Left all my C-4 back at home, sorry," Deadpool told her.

"Maybe a hill?"

"Well I don't want to blow up the car."

~~(Yet. Hey. Where did these yellow boxes come from?)~~

"Where do I find a hill?" Mel asked taking a corner at high speed and dodging a bus.

~~It's contagious!~~

(Why do I suddenly feel very violated? As if someone was IN MY MIND. Shh, it's okay little yellow box, you're safe now.)

Deadpool shrugged. "Keep driving? We're bound to find one, or at least one of those car transports that can double as a ramp in action movies."

And as if by magic up head there was a car transport.

And two men crossing the street carrying a large pane of glass back and forth.

And there were a whole bunch of crates of fruit in front of them as well.

~~"KITT! TURBO BOOST!"~~

"Rocketship."

All they were missing was a woman losing hold of her baby carriage-- oops. Spoke too soon.

Deadpool looked ahead then over at Mel. "Let's do this." He put on a pair of sunglasses and nodded. "Ten points if you manage to break the glass AND destroy the fruit cart."

Mel grinned as she shifted into gear. The car smashed through the window pane, smashed through the fruit cart and apparently the vegetable cart behind it...

"MY CABBAGES!" yelled the vendor as the car spun by.

... and then hit the car transport at high speed jumping OVER the baby carriage.

Fighting the system like two modern day Robin Hoods...

"YEEEEEE HAW!"

Now all they had to do was make the landing and not, you know, explode.

Somewhere behind them were the sound of police sirens and a very angry cabbage vendor shouting something about not moving from Ba Sing Se to have this happen again.

"You're insane kid! I like it!"

The car hit the street with a jolt and Mel was punching the gas again to get moving away from the cops.

"I LOVE THIS CLASS!"

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