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Deadpool really hoped the kids would remember that they were driving today and not in the classroom. The week off killed his sense of time. Day was night, night was day! Miller time was Budweiser time! CHAOS! Utter chaos!

When those who didn't live in complete chaos arrived, they would notice that it was raining. A lot. There was a bundle of umbrellas by the door for students to take.

"Morning kiddos! Today we're learning about driving in bad weather conditions. I couldn't quite get the program for raining fire for the apocalypse, so we're sadly stuck with just normal boring rain. I apologize for the dullness," He told the sadly. "I could try throwing things at you guys to keep the excitement level up if you wanted."

Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

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Door. I liked that band. Can you play the organ?

Which organ?

Door bounces her way into the driver's seat, then turns to Deadpool. "You do know this is on the wrong side of the car, right?"

She doesn't drive at home. She doesn't even do much with cars besides dodge them at home. She still feels like yanking his chain, not dirty.

"No. England has it wrong. We invented the car in America, the wheel is on the right side. Left side. WHATEVER." A pause. "IN AMERICA."

"Yeah, okay. Fair enough." Door tilts her head. "You sure you don't want to sit in the back? Z could ride up here with me, and you and Cedric could have boykissing."

Deadpool's eye twitched a little. "One, he's a student. Two, he's a he. Three, he's a student. Ad Four, I'm just not into that kind of thing. Contrary to whatever salacious rumors Yuki might be spreading about or secret love affair."

"Well, it wouldn't be boykissing if he were a she," Door points out, putting on her seatbelt.

"We could always find a way to turn not!Madrox back there into a boy," Deadpool suggested.

"That'd be more trouble than you and Z just switching seats though," Door says as she looks behind her and pulls the car out of its parking spot.

"True, but then I won't go all Mary Kay Letourneau and get my ass fired because you want your hawt guy on guy action."

"Mary who? If you turned into some Mary person, it wouldn't be boykissy," Door says. Again. Patiently. "Will they really set your arse on fire if you kiss Cedric?" she adds.

Deadpool thought that over. "Knowing the principal? Yes. Yes they would. And I like my ass non-fiery, thank you very much."

Door sighs. "Yes, all right. I suppose." She does, however, make a Very Sad Face.

"You know, I'm pretty sure the big Mexican kid and Ranma will make out soon, you could nudge them and then you'll get all the boykissy you want." A pause. "Unless he turns into a girl again."

And then he started snickering in a distinctly cruel way as he remembered his adorable lesbian minion's 'boyfriend'.

Door blinks over at him. "They won't be making out in this car, though."

And then she looks back out the windshield. Oops. They didn't need that traffic cone anyway, right?

"Will bringing you some nice gay porn make you feel better?"

".......................................Yes?"

They don't need that No Parking sign either, right?

"Okay then. I'll get you some gay porn."

He winced slightly as she hit another road sign.

"Maybe driving on the other side of the road?"

"Thank you!" Door bounces again as she steers the car into the other lane, though she feels the need to point out that, "It's the wrong side, but whatever."

Ah. Much better. Now they weren't in the on coming traffic lane.

"Who here is the world power and who is the fading colonial super power slowly fading from the world stage, only popping up randomly for the exploits of a royal family that holds no real sway?"

"I live in a multi-factioned magical world beneath the London tube system that hasn't had a single government in three centuries, let alone a royal family," Door says, straightening out the wheel and driving almost like she's actually been paying attention to the lessons. "Or cars aside from the train ones. I just like messing with you."

"..."

(...)

"How's that working for you?"

"Well, the free porn is nice."

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