fandomhigh | Home Ec [first period, Tuesday]

Today, it wasn't Emma Frost standing at the front of the room - it was a different, much more clothed and tired-looking blonde.

"Um, hi," she said with a nervous little wave. "My name's Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham. You can just call me Hannelore. Ms. Frost isn't feeling too swift, so she ~~handwavey~~ asked me to sub for her. Um. I've never done this before, so here's hoping I don't suck too badly."

"So, um," she continued, "she just left us a couple notes. We're going over cleaning and tidying and vacuuming and...." Hannelore gave a happy little sigh. "Okay, this is something I'm really good at. We're going to clean the classroom. There are vacuum cleaners, and just a few cleaning products in the back."

Hannelore pointed, where there was a plethora of vacuums, mops, Swiffers, sponges, and a seemingly-endless supply of cleaning fluids. Best not to ask how many of those came from Hannelore's apartment.

"All right, I brought you guys some stuff," she said, pulling out a huge box of HazMat suits and gasmasks. "I didn't bring all my supplies, but I don't want you guys to get sick!"

Not that they'd actually become ill cleaning the classroom.

"You can pick what you want to do. Oh, and this is Winslow," Hannelore said, pointing to an oversized iPod sitting on the desk. Winslow waved. "He's here to help me."

Hannelore kind of waved at the group. "Okay. Go. I'll be around and stuff if you need me." She then dug a set of suction cups out of her bag, strapped a belt equipped with several cleaning products around her waist, and climbed onto a table. Then with a little hop, she was on the ceiling, where she began to scrub.

[Wait for OCD, please]

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"No!" she yelled, overreacting just a little. "Mildew!"

"I still don't know why you're so worried about that! Nobody has died in this classroom, despite some attempts at poisoning by bad cooking." Demyx grinned.

"I also have a robot who can't get wet," Hannelore pointed out in exasperation.

"Yeah? That's cool! It can't get wet? What if we dunked it?" Demyx bounced on the balls of his feet.

Winslow looked terrified. "No! My insides will become damp and I won't work!"

"Whoooooa! It talks!" Demyx poked at the....thing. "That's so cool! So if you don't like water, how about fire? I know someone who'd be more than happy to set you on fire instead!"

"Fire is awful," Winslow said. "I would melt. I don't think I would enjoy melting."

"Really? Huh." Demyx frowned. "You're hard to please. What WOULD you enjoy, then?"

"Temperate, clean conditions?" Winslow asked. "And perhaps a new pet!"

"I was trying to do clean!" Demyx set off another sprinkler. "You should be happy, then!"

"Not if I am wet!" Winslow said, propping himself up and running in a terrified little circle.

"But being wet is the best!" Demyx peeled off his leather coat and stood under the sprinkler, twirling.

"Seriously, you, stop it!" Hannelore said, starting to get hysterical.

Winslow was now hiding under a manilla folder.

"What?? What's wrong?" Demyx turned it off, blinking up at her and dripping cheerfully. "Did you want to dance too?"

"Nooooo, look at the mess!" Hannelore said, flailing her hands and staying stuck to the ceiling via the suction cups on her knees.

"Mess?" Demyx looked around himself. "What mess? I don't see a mess..."

Hannelore headceiling'd. "Okay, look, you're done. You can just go...play in the corner or something until the period is over."

Demyx gave her a sad puppy face. "I'm not being helpful?"

"That corner is really dirty and needs your help," she tried.

"You think I'm a horrible student, don't you?!" Demyx cried theatrically. "Well, fine! See if I care! Oh!" He was definitely over-acting, throwing himself out of the classroom in an exaggerated show of emotion.

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