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fandomhigh2007-02-22 10:27 pm
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Announcements: Thursday, February 22nd
Oh look! The PA just turned on again!
"Attention Students. You have been bad. Very bad. So bad that some of you must go to detention. The following people will report to detention on Saturday with Dean Tick. Mostly because I say so.
But if you need a reason....
Jaye Tyler: You're eating disorder has caused you to become stick thin. This is a bad influence on teenage girls everywhere. You must be punished.
Layla Williams: Your parents obviously named you after an Eric Clapton song. That's just wrong.
Katara: You made out with Zuko a few weeks ago. I don't care if you weren't in your right mind. IT'S WRONG!
Alex Krycek: Cry me a river. You're going to detention. Yes I chose you just so I could make a bad pun. Shut up.
Samantha Carter: I'm jealous of your swoop bike. I want one. So you get detention for having one and I don't.
Ray Kowalski: I'm hoping that you'll be a ray of sunshine and give hope to everyone in detention. Yes. You were chosen so I could make a pun. Shut up.
Will Vandom: Your name rhymes with Fandom. I'm thinking it's a clever cover up for the fact that your ancestors started this school. School sucks except for the fact that I'm principal. So you have to go.
Melaka Fray: What the hell kind of name is Melaka? I mean really. YOU GO TO DETENTION! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you all and have a pleasant Jamie filled day!"
[ooc: Thank you detention volunteers!]
*click*
"Attention Students. You have been bad. Very bad. So bad that some of you must go to detention. The following people will report to detention on Saturday with Dean Tick. Mostly because I say so.
But if you need a reason....
Jaye Tyler: You're eating disorder has caused you to become stick thin. This is a bad influence on teenage girls everywhere. You must be punished.
Layla Williams: Your parents obviously named you after an Eric Clapton song. That's just wrong.
Katara: You made out with Zuko a few weeks ago. I don't care if you weren't in your right mind. IT'S WRONG!
Alex Krycek: Cry me a river. You're going to detention. Yes I chose you just so I could make a bad pun. Shut up.
Samantha Carter: I'm jealous of your swoop bike. I want one. So you get detention for having one and I don't.
Ray Kowalski: I'm hoping that you'll be a ray of sunshine and give hope to everyone in detention. Yes. You were chosen so I could make a pun. Shut up.
Will Vandom: Your name rhymes with Fandom. I'm thinking it's a clever cover up for the fact that your ancestors started this school. School sucks except for the fact that I'm principal. So you have to go.
Melaka Fray: What the hell kind of name is Melaka? I mean really. YOU GO TO DETENTION! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you all and have a pleasant Jamie filled day!"
[ooc: Thank you detention volunteers!]
*click*
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It's best not to wonder how he got three more fingers in the trap. It was the result of a failed escape attempt.