fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

Upon entering the Danger Shop, the students would find a brand new Deadmobile waiting for them. They would also notice that it was the same parking lot from before, only this time it was dark out. Keeping the kids on their toes was very important.

There was a small table by the entrance with chocolate and gummy hearts with a note that wished everyone a happy Valentine's Day.

(Mmmm, deliciously Aztec.)

"Morning kiddies! Same routine as last week, only this time we're going to try some night time driving. Less kids darting around, but less visibility and more raccoons and the like running in front of your car, causing you to brake suddenly and send us all careening into a house like a ball of burning metal, killing the inhabitants. Poor, poor little Billy and his family. They're dead now all because you couldn't pay attention to the road. Think of the children." Deadpool looked very disappointed in his students. "Won't somebody please think of the children?"

He gestured toward the candy. "Help yourselves as I take your classmates out onto the road. And remember, no human sacrifices and no boykissy still. Girlkissy, on the other hand, is both okay and encouraged."

Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

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"Oh, sure," Conner said dubiously. "In, like, a mirror-ball-and-John-Travolta kind of way."

"Disco is an abomination and should be destroyed horribly. Unless it's being sung by that hottie Dazzler, and even then that's iffy."

Of course, Conner heard "hottie" and his subject train went completely off the tracks. Actually it's more possible that he heard the word "hottie" and his hormonal inner switchman jumped out of a moving train and went flailing ahead to throw the switch, while the equally hormonal inner engineer went full-throttle ~~not dirty? Psh, totally dirty~~.

"Dazzler?" He leaned forward, peering at Deadpool interestedly. "You, uh, got a picture?"

It took some digging around in the wee pouches on his belt but Deadpool found one (http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/a/a8/Dazzler_006.jpg). It was even autographed.

"There ya go."

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude." For today, at least, Conner decided that Prof D was officially way up on the Scale of Awesome for not only carrying around that picture, but letting him see it. "You couldn't like, hook me up, could you?"

Somewhere in New York, Kira Ford was probably wondering where that sudden urge to break her guitar over Conner's head came from.

"She's probably still too hung up on me. The Whitney Houston to my Kevin Costner, it you will."

And somewhere in a different New York, Alison Blaire shuddered and felt the need to wash herself with steel wool.

"And I don't think she's into younger men."

It might've been possible to actually hear Conner deflate. ~~This time? So not dirty.~~

"Oh. Does she have a sister?"

~~The lack of dirty is sad~~

"I don't think so, but I'm sure I could introduce you to one of the X-Geeks. They've got some pretty hot chicks."

~~It is, but not as sad as the thought of that audibly deflating.~~

Conner perked up ~~okay, possibly dirty this time~~ again. "Sexy outfits?"

"The sexiest," Wade assured him. "I might even be able to get the nude female Avengers pictures for you."

"Prof D," Conner said, leaning a little further forward and putting on a bright smile, "have I ever mentioned you're the best teacher ever?"

"Not recently, no."

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