Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 2/13

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Upon entering the Danger Shop, the students would find a brand new Deadmobile waiting for them. They would also notice that it was the same parking lot from before, only this time it was dark out. Keeping the kids on their toes was very important.

There was a small table by the entrance with chocolate and gummy hearts with a note that wished everyone a happy Valentine's Day.

(Mmmm, deliciously Aztec.)

"Morning kiddies! Same routine as last week, only this time we're going to try some night time driving. Less kids darting around, but less visibility and more raccoons and the like running in front of your car, causing you to brake suddenly and send us all careening into a house like a ball of burning metal, killing the inhabitants. Poor, poor little Billy and his family. They're dead now all because you couldn't pay attention to the road. Think of the children." Deadpool looked very disappointed in his students. "Won't somebody please think of the children?"

He gestured toward the candy. "Help yourselves as I take your classmates out onto the road. And remember, no human sacrifices and no boykissy still. Girlkissy, on the other hand, is both okay and encouraged."


Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up, have fun!]]

Comments

Car 2

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Evie Carnahan, Draco Malfoy, Buffy Summers

Car 2 - Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Draco, lay of the bleach. Your hair is frightening me.

Good God, we could use it as a deflector in case the headlights go out.

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco looked a little huffy when he got in the car. He didn't use bleach.

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Suuuuure he didn't. Those eyebrows totally matched his hair color.

"Buckle up and start the car Bleachy."

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco buckled up and he turned the key in the ignition. He might have jumped a bit when the car started.

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And now you push down gently on the gas pedal to make it go forward." He paused. "Hopefully."

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco pushed down on the gas pedal a little too hard. He yelped a little when the car moved forward.

"Which one makes it stop?!" he asked. "It's the big one, right?"

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Buckets of crazy, this one.)

"The left one," Deadpool pointed out helpfully. "Do you need a moment to collect yourself after that?"

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco hit the brake and took a few deep breaths.

"Ok, I'm good." he says. "Just used to brooms, that's all."

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Do you have a pointy hat too? Oo! Oo! And do you poison nubile young women in remote forests in order to prevent them from becoming prettier than you?"

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

"No." says Draco. "Why would I care if a woman was prettier than me?"

Re: Car 2 - Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool shrugged. "I don't know, you tell me. You tell me."

Car 2 - Back Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Buffy, Evie...

Have fun.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie was knocking back the candy hearts like they were Valium. Sugar + Evie = only missing the caffienation for a mini-tornado.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

After getting shot at and nearly killed enough times, you get a sense for danger. This sense was going crazy the more candy Evie ate.

Deadpool was trying to hide behind his seat.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Bounce. Bounce. Bounce bounce bounce!

"Ow!" That would be Evie hitting her head on the ceiling of the VW Bug. "I really like the Deadmobile Professor Deadpool and when can I drive it again? Is it going to be my turn in two no three no four weeks? That's far too long! Oo, Draco? Go fast!"

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was still trying to hide. It wasn't working very well.

Maybe if he threw more candy it would appease her.

"Think fast!" He said, tossing some gummy hearts at Evie.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Eeee!" Evie scrambled to get them, and wound up with about a dozen gummy hearts in her hot little hands, gleefully putting one after another in her mouth. That shut her up.

Now she's just chair-dancing next to Buffy.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy stared at her, a little afraid. She was sure Evie was going to hurt herself any second now.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Candy?" Evie offered, holding out a handful of chocolate hearts. "Don't you *love* driving?"

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"I haven't gotten to try yet," Buffy pouted and reached out to grab the chocolate hearts, both to comfort herself and keep Evie from an even higher sugar high.

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"I never got to before this class either. But I'm certain you'll love it too," Evie said encouragingly, then happily put a couple more gummy hearts in her mouth. "Ooo! We need music!"

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy munched down on the heart, feeling slighty vampire-ish. "Ooh, I could bring CDs when it's my turn!"

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Oh, lovely! I got some new music from Jake, but I'm afraid I don't have very much. But I do like that girl, mmm, Pink?" Evie giggled. "Appropriate, for almost Valentine's Day!"

Re: Car 2 - Back Seat

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"That's cool," Buffy grinned. "Oh, do you have a date for Valentine's Day? I'm hoping Seely'll ask me. Or, maybe, I'll, like, ask him. I dunno."