http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-02-06 10:08 pm
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Forensic Science 2/7, 5th period

Abby was on the phone when the students entered the danger shop; arguing with someone about a Caf-Pow! delivery. "You're already one day late. I can't be held responsible for my actions if you don't get it here today. No, that's not a threat against you. I'm a high school teacher, it's not like I'm going to come after you or anything. It's just that I've accidentally killed the wrong person already because I didn't drink enough Caf-Pow!, I don't want that to happen agai-hello? Hello?"

Abby shook her head and slammed down the phone. "Stupid delivery men." Pointing to the stools in the lab, she stalked over to the whiteboard to start the lecture. "I'm not in the best of moods today so lets try getting through the lecture quickly so you can go do your crime scene work. Today we're talking about trace evidence. It's the itty bitty things that are found at crime scenes that you'll be responsible for collecting, cataloging and identifying. Trace evidence includes hairs, fibers, soils, botanical materials, residue from gunshot or explosives." Abby gave a handwavy lecture on using microscopes and lab equipment to test evidence. "Basically, you're going to be collecting everything and bringing it back to the lab. Most of it will be crap, but some will help you solve the crime and identify the killers."

Walking to the door of the lab, Abby walked through, motioning the students to stand with her around an outdoor pool. The water was drained from the majority of the pool, leaving a few dirty feet of water in the deep end and two bodies in the shallow end. "There was a party here last night, lots of drinking and dancing and two deaths. Some say the men just had too much drink, some say they committed suicide. It's your job to gather as much trace evidence as you can and use it to discover what happened."

Pointing to a stack of rubber waders, Abby stood back to let the students put them on and climb down into the pool. "This is Aziraphale and not-Wilson." Abby glared a little at Neil and shook her head. "Apparently when I've not had enough caffeine, people are a little fuzzy to me. In my defense, he looks very similar. Whatever. Neil deserves to have his murder avenged as well. Remember to get the trace evidence from the water in the pool and the bodies. Go for it."

[ooc: OCD up! Play!]

Re: I see dead people! (Aziraphale)

[identity profile] a-phale.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I have a broken finger and bruised knuckles, as well as some bruises on my chest. And the toxicology report found that I'd had somewhat less than one beer to drink, but no drugs."

Aziraphale held up the baggie he was supposed to give her. "There's a piece of brown fabric that was found attached to my ring, a grey button found behind my teeth, and a pair of glasses with a greasy fingerprint on one lens." He returned her grin with a smile. "You can probably find out that the glasses belong to me."

Re: I see dead people! (Aziraphale)

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Going after someone's glasses in a fight-- just not cool," Parker said, despite having done that herself on one occasion. "And it sounds like you put up a fight, Mr. Phale. Good for you! We'll figure out who pushed you in and helped you drown, since I *know* you know how to swim." She gave him a cheeky grin. "Thanks for being dead for us."

Re: I see dead people! (Aziraphale)

[identity profile] a-phale.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Aziraphale laughed at the remark about his knowing how to swim.

"I appreciate anything you can do to solve the mystery for me, Miss Parker," he replied with a grin. "And you're very welcome, I'm pleased to help."