http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-02-06 10:08 pm
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Forensic Science 2/7, 5th period

Abby was on the phone when the students entered the danger shop; arguing with someone about a Caf-Pow! delivery. "You're already one day late. I can't be held responsible for my actions if you don't get it here today. No, that's not a threat against you. I'm a high school teacher, it's not like I'm going to come after you or anything. It's just that I've accidentally killed the wrong person already because I didn't drink enough Caf-Pow!, I don't want that to happen agai-hello? Hello?"

Abby shook her head and slammed down the phone. "Stupid delivery men." Pointing to the stools in the lab, she stalked over to the whiteboard to start the lecture. "I'm not in the best of moods today so lets try getting through the lecture quickly so you can go do your crime scene work. Today we're talking about trace evidence. It's the itty bitty things that are found at crime scenes that you'll be responsible for collecting, cataloging and identifying. Trace evidence includes hairs, fibers, soils, botanical materials, residue from gunshot or explosives." Abby gave a handwavy lecture on using microscopes and lab equipment to test evidence. "Basically, you're going to be collecting everything and bringing it back to the lab. Most of it will be crap, but some will help you solve the crime and identify the killers."

Walking to the door of the lab, Abby walked through, motioning the students to stand with her around an outdoor pool. The water was drained from the majority of the pool, leaving a few dirty feet of water in the deep end and two bodies in the shallow end. "There was a party here last night, lots of drinking and dancing and two deaths. Some say the men just had too much drink, some say they committed suicide. It's your job to gather as much trace evidence as you can and use it to discover what happened."

Pointing to a stack of rubber waders, Abby stood back to let the students put them on and climb down into the pool. "This is Aziraphale and not-Wilson." Abby glared a little at Neil and shook her head. "Apparently when I've not had enough caffeine, people are a little fuzzy to me. In my defense, he looks very similar. Whatever. Neil deserves to have his murder avenged as well. Remember to get the trace evidence from the water in the pool and the bodies. Go for it."

[ooc: OCD up! Play!]
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Re: Crime Scene - Pool

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2007-02-07 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Zero stood at the edge of the pool and gave annoying litle insistent mews whenever she thought Parker might miss something. She was helpful like that.

Re: Crime Scene - Pool

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"I got it, I got it..." Parker squinted upward at her, and dryly said, "If anything like this ever happens at a Teal Dear party, we're just ignoring it. Deal?"
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Re: Crime Scene - Pool

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2007-02-07 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Zero sat down, tilted her head, and looked confused. "Prreeeet?" //If I turn into a kitten?// "Meeeow?" //Or somebody drowns?//

Re: Crime Scene - Pool

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Parker listened, looked thoughtful, and pointed at Neil and Azriphale. "Anything like this-- we can just call housekeeping." She shaded her eyes as she looked up at Zero. "If there was another question embedded in that, we're gonna have to let it go. God, I *still* need to learn Cat."
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Re: Crime Scene - Pool

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2007-02-07 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Zero nodded agreement with both sentiments, then batted her paw at some evidence floating near Parker.

Re: Crime Scene - Pool

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, yeah...."