Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Tables

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"Wow," Jim said. "The things you learn about your classmates."

Jim learned his lesson for the day: be careful joking about the dirty stuff with Demyx if he wanted to avoid TMI.

Re: Tables

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx was very good at TMI. Almost frighteningly so. "Yeah, I know! Teachers, too. Deadpool told me how Ms. Frost has a wolverine in her underwear." Oh yes. Very good at TMI.

Re: Tables

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"I think I know what that's a euphemism for, but I really don't want to think about it," Jim said.