Music is Love: [2/2] - Period 3

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

There's a flash of light and the stage is alive with the Music is Love theme song. Lorne dashes onto the stage with a grin on his face and most likely a song in his heart.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome once again to MUSIC IS LOVE!" Lorne said bowing to the canned applause. "I know you all are on pins and needles today just wondering who oh who could those mystery judges be! You must be on the edge of your seat! I'm so excited I just might squeal in girlish glory when they walk out."

"Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages... Your judges are:"

Lorne waited for a suspenseful moment.

And then another.

And then another two or three moments.

He takes a deep breath...

And lets it out.

Then a drumroll starts.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you... DARTH VADER AND ARTIE! THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD!"

Somebody must have cranked up the applause volume because it is quite loud.

Not quite as loud as the judges' personal theme music which appears to be a musical selection from Space Battles accompanied by a slide whistle, arm pit farting sounds and a kazoo.

Lorne smiles as he heads towards the judges table. "Our theme this week is Heroes and Villains. Let's see what our students have selected as their songs this week."

[wait for OCD is Up!]

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Re: Sing! [2/2]

[otherside-miley.livejournal.com]

Miley stalked out to the stage dressed in dark colors. She had actually found a song that sounded good if she used a low scratchy voice.

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Oooooo0oooooOOOooo," Lorne said waving his fingers. "Creepy-licious."

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[sith_happened]

Vader nodded his head.

And didn't say he hated the song.

That was as good as it was going to get today.

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[superartie]

Artie frowned.

"I don't get it."