Music is Love: [2/2] - Period 3

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

There's a flash of light and the stage is alive with the Music is Love theme song. Lorne dashes onto the stage with a grin on his face and most likely a song in his heart.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome once again to MUSIC IS LOVE!" Lorne said bowing to the canned applause. "I know you all are on pins and needles today just wondering who oh who could those mystery judges be! You must be on the edge of your seat! I'm so excited I just might squeal in girlish glory when they walk out."

"Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages... Your judges are:"

Lorne waited for a suspenseful moment.

And then another.

And then another two or three moments.

He takes a deep breath...

And lets it out.

Then a drumroll starts.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you... DARTH VADER AND ARTIE! THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD!"

Somebody must have cranked up the applause volume because it is quite loud.

Not quite as loud as the judges' personal theme music which appears to be a musical selection from Space Battles accompanied by a slide whistle, arm pit farting sounds and a kazoo.

Lorne smiles as he heads towards the judges table. "Our theme this week is Heroes and Villains. Let's see what our students have selected as their songs this week."

[wait for OCD is Up!]

Comments

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

Cassie? Choose a really emo song about a dead superhero? Why of course!

She cleared her throat and sang.

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But Mark Dent now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing

Ultraguy never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him

Hey Bob, Ult had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but Ultraguy, he forced himself
To carry on, forget Lypton, and keep going

Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane. "

Sometimes when Ult was stopping crimes
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
On man, join Tarzan in the forest
But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
And nothing to do but go on home

She sniffed a bit, having gotten teary eyed.

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

Lorne applauded wildly! "Fantastic! Excellent choice of a song and well done!"

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[sith_happened]

Vader stared for a long time, letting the tension build.

"I hate that song."

Way to be constructive, Vader.

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Hey! Simon! Why don't you make fun of her outfit as well?" Lorne said rolling his eyes and laughing.

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[sith_happened]

"My name is not Simon," Vader corrected. "But if you insist, her hair could probably use some improvement."

Vader had clearly never seen American Idol.

Re: Sing! [2/2]

[superartie]

Artie applauded and even wiped a small tear from his eye behind his glasses. "Very pipe my dear, very pipe! And so true!"