Music is Love: [2/2] - Period 3

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There's a flash of light and the stage is alive with the Music is Love theme song. Lorne dashes onto the stage with a grin on his face and most likely a song in his heart.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome once again to MUSIC IS LOVE!" Lorne said bowing to the canned applause. "I know you all are on pins and needles today just wondering who oh who could those mystery judges be! You must be on the edge of your seat! I'm so excited I just might squeal in girlish glory when they walk out."

"Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages... Your judges are:"

Lorne waited for a suspenseful moment.

And then another.

And then another two or three moments.

He takes a deep breath...

And lets it out.

Then a drumroll starts.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you... DARTH VADER AND ARTIE! THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD!"

Somebody must have cranked up the applause volume because it is quite loud.

Not quite as loud as the judges' personal theme music which appears to be a musical selection from Space Battles accompanied by a slide whistle, arm pit farting sounds and a kazoo.

Lorne smiles as he heads towards the judges table. "Our theme this week is Heroes and Villains. Let's see what our students have selected as their songs this week."

[wait for OCD is Up!]

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JUDGES!

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"Judges? Please introduce yourself to the people at home and in the studio. And if you'd like to sing a song to start things off? Please... be my guest."

Re: JUDGES!

[superartie]

The middle aged man in thick glasses and red and blue pajamas bounced and pranced and posed about on the stage to the music.

"Greetings, my little musical vikings! It is I! Artie! The Strongest Man . . ." and what seems to be almost a dance break, here, as he grunts and hoots to himself, bouncing about and posing some more, before stopping, arms held triumphantly in a muscle-man pose. ". . . in the woooooorld!"

Then he stood almost normally, hands folded in front of him as he graciously and bashfully accepted the applause. Whether there was any or not. There may of been mutters of "Hush now, you make me blush" as he fixed his glasses and shuffled his feet and acted like an embarrassed little boy before finally taking his seat at the judges table.

Re: JUDGES!

[sith_happened]

Vader stared at Lorne for a long moment, then at Artie, then muttered something not quite under his breath about killing everyone and hiding the evidence.

"I don't sing," he growled, then flounced stomped walked to his seat to plot the deaths of give detention to listen to the students.