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Extraterrestrial Civilizations - Class 4 [1/31, Period 4]

This afternoon found Ellie's desk surrounded by half a dozen stocky teddy-bear like creatures, poking at everything they could get their hands on. Ellie snatched a calculator away from one, giving him a warning look, and addressed the class. "Today's guests are Ewoks from the moon of Endor. They don't speak our language, but fortunagely they have a protocol droid with them to translate." She gestured to the silvery humanoid robot who now moved forward.

"Please give the Ewoks your attention," Ellie continued. "And remember, they may look cuddly, but they're not mere teddy bears."


[ooc: Working in the floral industry + Valentine's Day + a wretched cold = possible slow pings.]
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Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Blink.

"Sacrifice?"

Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] ec-npc.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Ewok people sometimes make sacrifices to their gods before great feasts," the droid said helpfully.

Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Chad gave the droid a look. Thanks, robot. Real helpful.

"Why the Golden God?" he asked, instead. If the little guy was thinking about sacrificing him, he at least wanted to know more about who he was going to be sacrificed to.

Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] ec-npc.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"The Golden One is prophesied to one day walk among the Ewoks," the droid translated for the excited Ewok. "He would demand a proper sacrifice."

Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
"S'not something, like, he needs a proper body to inhabit, and so that's what the sacrifice would be for, is it?"

Chad could totally dig that.

Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] ec-npc.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Nothing like that," the droid translated. "You would be roasted to honor the Golden One."

Re: Guest Speaker Ewoks [1/31]

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah, not so cool.

"I'm honoured, little guy," Chad nodded respectfully toward the Ewok. "But I think I'll pass."
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