fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

Upon entering the Danger~~room~~shop, the students would notice that it looked as though they stepped out into the parking lot. In the middle of the empty lot was a red VW Beetle and Deadpool leaning against it, grinning like a maniac. So, essentially he was smiling normally.

"Good morning little monsters who I'm constantly tempted to kill, but am restrained from doing so by the fact that I won't get paid if I do." Another happy grin, completely with a little head tilt. "We're driving for real today on a specially designed obstacle course, The Suburban Neighborhood. Stop signs, yield signs and children crossing signs galore!"

He held up a set of keys, jingling it like one would to amuse a baby. "I'll only be able to take you out one group at a time, and only one person from each group gets to drive sadly, but the other two can sit in the backseat and pray that we don't fly off a cliff and crash in a ball of fiery fiery death," Wade said in an attempt to cheer them all up. "The rest of you will wait here until it's your car's turn to go, please no alcohol, fighting, boykissy or flash photography while I'm gone."

Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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Demyx and "girlkissy" should never be in the same sentence. Unless she was a very manly girl.

Demyx put both elbows on the headrest of the passenger seat in front of him, peering over shoulders to stare, fascinated, at the steering wheel and controls. "Wow! This is awesome! When do I get a turn? What's that thing do? Why is that there? Does that button turn on the radio?" He paused, briefly, then started up again. "Can we turn the radio on? Radios are really a cool invention, except for the end-of-the-day radio show, because that's just scary the things the squirrels notice. Can we listen to music?"

Good God, there was someone who could keep up with Deadpool in the rambling!

"The next time we go out, you can drive. Releases crazy purple knockout gas. Because it looks very pretty and I think it adds a certain something to the aesthetic of the car. No, it shoots anti-aircraft missiles." But he did turn the radio on. And then started to sing along with the song. "I'm right behind you now Charlene!"

"Watching?" Demyx added cheerfully. "Watching, watching! Like me watching you! Can we change it to something else? Something more like rock? Because rock is the best ever, and I'm gonna have to do something like rock for Music is Love this week because it's awesome. How come you have a button for purple death gas? Does it go inside the car or outside?" His mind switched tracks quickly and without warning.

"Stephen and the Colberts is the definition of rock and anyone who says otherwise is insane and deserves a knife to the kidney," Wade said. "And the poison gas is for the inside of the car. Much better at keeping people from stealing my car than that damn club thingy."

"Yeah, bu what if you pushed it by accident? Like going for the lights or something?" Demyx shook his head. "That'd be bad!"

"You see, that's why I'm just that awesome. Crazy purple knockout gas doesn't affect me. Much. For long. Yay for Wolverine!" He raised his hand for the cheer.

"...Rabid wolverines in your underwear?" Demyx didn't realize he was making an obscure music reference ~~but his mun squeals with childish glee~~.

And Deadpool shuddered, and then almost threw up in his mask. "Never mention Wolverine and underwear in the same sentence again." A pause. "Unless it's around Emma Frost, then go crazy with it."

"Um, okay?" Demyx blinked at him. "Why would the Home Ec teacher want rabid wolverines in her underwear? You'd think it'd be really uncomfortable." Demyx squirmed.

"Oh, you'd be surprised. Make sure to ask about Scott when you do that. Scott's the name of her pet wolverine. And the other one's name is Jean Grey."

"Okay!" Demyx was overly enthusiastic. "So is one of them gray, then?" He was, yes, a natural blond.

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