Detention - The Danger Shop (January 27)

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

"You're all here because you're bad, bad little children." He looked at Deadpool. "And bad, bad little masked professors." He looked at the lottery winners. "Or because you have bad luck. Whatever. Shut up and get in the maze." He pointed to the rest of the Danger Shop, which was set up as a giant hedged labyrinth. "Leave any weapons you shouldn't have anyway over there," he looked pointedly at one or two of the detainees. No, just one really. "Take a packed lunch." He pointed to the bags. "You're gonna need it. Get in there, complete the four tasks along the way and get the prize off the thing guarding it. Or you could sit there and look like a girl and get detention again next week."

Dick Casablancas
Professor Deadpool
Molly Hayes
Billy Kessler
Blair Sandburg
Naomi Wildman
Sam Winchester
Zuko

[OOC: Awake again, and running late.]

Comments

Ask Hades a Question

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

If you dare. He probably doesn't like you.

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

How could he not like Deadpool? He was all lovable and kind and hardly ever kicked puppies!

And he's perfectly happy to give Hades a hug, just ask Zuko.

"Do have to give up all my weapons?"

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

Hades like Deadpool a little. He played poker and thought in little yellow boxes and killed people for money!

But if they crossed into hug territory, there was a possibility that Hades would flambe something.

"Your bare hands are weapon enough for this little house of tricks."

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

D'awww. Hades was a big softy.

Deadpool preened a little. He was just that awesome. "I guess I could go without weapons."

And what followed might have been frightening and slightly confusing as he started to put all the weapons he had on him in a pile before entering the maze.

It took some time to do this.

....

Yup, still more time spent on disarming. Where the hell does he keep all of it? Wait... best you didn't think about that too much. Suffice to say, EEW.

(Wow, I don't even remember the last time I saw that gun.)

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

"...you done?"

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade nodded.

"Wait! No, forgot something."

And more than few more knives joined the large pile.

"There we go!" He grinned at Hades. "Luckily I forgot most of my weapons in my other pants."

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

Wade was definitely Hades' kind of mortal. "Lucky," Hades replied. "I think you'll have fun with this, and if you happen to end up killing Task 2, make it slow and painful."

Re: Ask Hades a Question

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Slow and painful, gotcha."