Superheroing 101- Tuesday, January 23- 2nd period

[captainliberty]

When the students arrive in the classroom today, Captain Liberty's looking maybe a little excited. "Okay, realizing that after the radio this weekend, most of you are going to want to hide, you get to spend today dealing with superhero costumes.

"Last week you all got to try to protect your secret identities. Superhero costumes are not only great for doing that, but they kind of make a statement. Hopefully not a bad one," she says. "To help you out, we have a special guest speaker who will help you not suck at this. Hopefully. Please welcome Edna Mode!"

At the end of class, Captain Liberty takes just a minute to say, "And I hoped you all listened well, because the costumes you come up with are going to be displayed at the Superheroing Costume Fashion Show at the assembly in two weeks." She looks really gleeful about that.

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Comments

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi raised her hand.

"What do you think about a 'retro' look?"

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[nocapesomg.livejournal.com]

"The retro look is very in. Very now and will continue to be in the future," Edna replied as she sipped her espresso. "In fact modern look and future look will just be the retro look so we might as well just call it the current look. mmm-kay?"

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Mmm-kay."

Pippi is taking notes.

"Is there such a thing as a high heel that's too high?"

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[nocapesomg.livejournal.com]

"Yes the heel must only be a few inches tall and thick enough to contain a phone or GPS unit. Anything taller and in a stiletto heel are for supermodels and porn stars."

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"So heels as tools not weapons?"

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[nocapesomg.livejournal.com]

"Preeeeeeecisely."

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Does everything on your uniform have to do something else or can some of it just be decorative?"

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[nocapesomg.livejournal.com]

"Decoration can be done but must be unobtrusive unless it is your hero's logo," Edna replied.

Re: Heeeere's Edna!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi nodded and scribbled more notes.

"How do you feel about lace? Brocade? Really big cuffs?"