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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-21 06:14 pm
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Ethics [Monday, January 22, 5th period]

Vader came stalking into the classroom precisely on time, cape billowing behind him.

The door slammed in his wake. Hard.

"Today we talk about gossip," he growled. And Force, did he hate that syllabus right now. "Last week we explored the truth. This week, we focus on manipulating the environment around someone."

He pointed at the radio he'd brought into the classroom. "The pirate and his minions are masters at the art of euphemism and shading, twisting and massaging the truth to give their listeners a complete different impression." He paused. "And Force knows we gave them enough fodder this weekend."

He paced in front of the class. "Today, each of you will begin a rumor in this classroom about a student, teacher or person living in town. It doesn't need to be true. It certainly doesn't need to be polite. It can even be about someone in this classroom." For a moment the only sound in the classroom was Vader's breathing. "But think very, very carefully about the consequences of saying something negative about me." He paused for another moment to let that sink in before continuing. "You will then tell this rumor to the person next to you, who will pass it along to the person next to them. You can pass it along verbatim, change the context or manipulate it however else you wish. At the end of the class, we should have 21 new rumors and a bunch of people angry with each other, mwahahahaha."

He pointed at a student at random. "Begin."

[OOC: Sigh. My work schedule still blows. Verbal fights are encouraged. Actual fights will result in immediate detention. Anyone mocking Mufasa or James Earl Jones will automatically get detention.]

Re: Talk to Vader!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, okay. Not so much with the hilarity. Got it." Blair bounced again. "I guess I'm checking to see if we're cool."

Re: Talk to Vader!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"So that's a no then." Blair frowned and decided that detention was a lot better than Vader's previous idea of killing him. "This would normally be the time when I would argue and try to fight The Man, but as a sign of respect, I'm just going to accept this detention gracefully."

Yeah, there might also be a slight fear that The Man could strangle him and hide his body under a nearby desk but we'll just call it respect.

Re: Talk to Vader!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair nodded and headed for the door. "See you next week!"