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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-21 06:14 pm
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Ethics [Monday, January 22, 5th period]

Vader came stalking into the classroom precisely on time, cape billowing behind him.

The door slammed in his wake. Hard.

"Today we talk about gossip," he growled. And Force, did he hate that syllabus right now. "Last week we explored the truth. This week, we focus on manipulating the environment around someone."

He pointed at the radio he'd brought into the classroom. "The pirate and his minions are masters at the art of euphemism and shading, twisting and massaging the truth to give their listeners a complete different impression." He paused. "And Force knows we gave them enough fodder this weekend."

He paced in front of the class. "Today, each of you will begin a rumor in this classroom about a student, teacher or person living in town. It doesn't need to be true. It certainly doesn't need to be polite. It can even be about someone in this classroom." For a moment the only sound in the classroom was Vader's breathing. "But think very, very carefully about the consequences of saying something negative about me." He paused for another moment to let that sink in before continuing. "You will then tell this rumor to the person next to you, who will pass it along to the person next to them. You can pass it along verbatim, change the context or manipulate it however else you wish. At the end of the class, we should have 21 new rumors and a bunch of people angry with each other, mwahahahaha."

He pointed at a student at random. "Begin."

[OOC: Sigh. My work schedule still blows. Verbal fights are encouraged. Actual fights will result in immediate detention. Anyone mocking Mufasa or James Earl Jones will automatically get detention.]

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Zuko loooooves pigs."

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] courier-gavin.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Zuko has very inappropriate feelings about pigs," Jake frowned. There had to be laws about that kinda thing.

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] 2-twin-devils-2.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Zuko does berry peeling around pigs." Kaoru had to wonder how one went about peeling berries when pigs were bumping around by you. Maybe they ate the leftovers.

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] cat-in-the-box.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Zuko enjoys dancing jigs."

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] iftheseshadows.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Zuko's spirit name is 'Dances with Figs'?"

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] thebluespirit.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're all going to burn," Zuko informed them. He wasn't in a very good mood.

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Zuko burned his figs?"

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] thebluespirit.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"You can't punish me for thinking," Zuko growled.

Re: Start a rumor!

[identity profile] thebluespirit.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Zuko huffed, but apparently the teacher authority managed to keep him from making another comment.