Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him because public comm omg," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: Wait for OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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First Encounter - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, you just happened to bump into an "attractive" stranger. Maybe you can convince him to go on a date with you.

First Encounter ["Seely" & Ares] - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

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Re: First Encounter ["Seely" & Ares] - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares wandered down and accidentally bumped into Liam. "Oh, sorry," he grinned. "I'm so very clumsy."

So he had some problems with subtlety.

Re: First Encounter ["Seely" & Ares] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's alright, leather wearing stranger," Liam said, somewhat uncomfortably, this was so much easier after a few rounds of ale. "My name's Seely, what's yours."

First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Seely"'s here to be seduced!

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Jason really didn't need this. And really, he didn't know entirely what he was doing here in this odd detention-ish-thing in the first place, although he had the feeling that it was unjust, whatever the reason.
After waking up next to a strange boy this morning covered in glitter and wearing... well... less than the bare necessities? This wasn't needed.
...
But it was best to get it over with, right?
He stepped up to the other boy and cleared his throat.
"Hello," he said with an Irish accent and an awkward smile on his face.

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Liam grinned, great, another Irishman. "Morning, I'm L-Seely."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Nefertiri's not quite sure this is befitting the dignity of a princess. Still, one must try.

"You may pay court to me," she informed Seely. Then looked expectant.

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Oh this one was a real lady, he could tell. Liam smiled at her. "Tell me? Is it the end times, because it seems to me the stars are falling from the heavens."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kowalski rubbed his chin. Hmm. This situation would require the utmost tact and tactical planning. Nope, that wouldn't do it. He was going to have to do this Skipper's way.

With huge, innocent animal eyes, Kowalski looked up at 'Seely' and waddled over to stand at his feet. He put his wings up expectantly.

Cute and cuddly, boys, cute and cuddly.

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Liam scratched his head. "Aww...it's a wee, bird...thingie."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The Madri take Ares example literally and attempt to "bump" into Seely.

Since it is a group of apocalyptic cult members it's more like the attempt to trample him.

"Oh. We are sorry. Would you like to be sacrificed for the glory of Apocalypse?"

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Liam boggled at the Madri. "Not really, no."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair sighed and headed over to talk to Seely. Honestly, he's a little glad that Willow's radio broadcasts have been wrong and they aren't being made to torture the poor guy.

"Hey, man."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Still twitching from his encounter with the Madri, Liam nodded back. "Hello, man."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara looked at Seely with big eyes. She thought he was pretty certainly, but he didn't really compare to the one who was always in her thoughts.

"Hello?"

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Hello, there," Liam replied with a smile. "What's a lass like you doing in a place like this?"

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam was still having one big WTF moment since she'd woken up next to whatever the hell Jack was. Needless to say, it wasn't getting any better.

She waved at Seely.

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, a blonde. Liam grinned. "Hello, there lass."

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"..." Cally just sort of gave Seely a 'pity me?' sort of look.

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Liam was something, everything of a drunk and an idiot, but he did occasionally have something resembling compassion. "Oh, lass, what happened here?"

Re: First Encounter [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

The wee little turtle is pretty certain that she's still much too young to be thinking about finding a mate yet, much less a mate that wasn't even her own species, or even the same class of animal. But, looking around, she figured she should at the very least try. Especially since she was late for this detention thing that she inexplicitely knew she had to come to.

So the wee little turtle looked up and gave her best come-hither look. Which meant she blinked and stared up blankly at the human.

First Encounter [Other Interaction] - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

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Re: First Encounter [Other Interaction] - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair was watching the others and trying to run through pickup lines in his head.

He might have been keeping an eye on Evey just in case Seely got too into the exercise.

Re: First Encounter [Other Interaction] - Detention [Jan 20]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

The wee tiny turtle was late. She didn't seem to care much that it took her forever to get here, but she was a little troubled by the fact that she didn't get to watch these strange human mating habits so she could imitate them better when it got to her turn.