fandomhigh | Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him ~~because public comm omg~~," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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This went flying right over Nefertiri's head. She just gave him a patient look. "Not you, of course. That is beneath your dignity. Although you should shave your head. But still. One appreciates aesthetic delights while eating lunch. I am used to well-oiled bodies plying me with sweets. This is most unsatisfactory."

"Did you not eat breakfast before you came here?" Blair dug in his backpack to find a granola bar and hand it over. "Maybe your blood sugar is low."

"Thank you." Evie ripped open the wrapper, sighed, and bit into it. "It will suffice. And my 'blood sugar' is not low. I am being treated as a prisoner of war, without the shackles. Or a prisoner of 'love.'" She shook her head. "I expect better. At least there is entertainment in the form of 'Seely.' Perhaps he can be persuaded to attend on me later. Because he is 'easy.'"

"Uh-huh." Blair said, trying to see if her eyes were dialated or glowing or something. "Maybe when detention is over with, we can go say hey to Dr. Wilson over at the clinic?"

"If you wish," Nefertiri said, willing to be agreeable to her 'Big Brother.' "Are you ill? Do you need assistance?"

"Not me." Blair muttered. "You just seem to be acting a little...not normal."

Frowning, Nefertiri said, "You are ill. You must lie down until the feeling passes. We shall visit this doctor after the Detention is over, and he shall heal you. Or I will have my father put him in an oubliette at the bottom of a pyramid."

"..."

Blair was pretty sure that Dr. Wilson wouldn't want to end up in an oubliette at the bottom of a pyramid, but he wasn't sure of another option. "Well, lets keep that as our second option."

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