Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You , Class Two [Period 5, Thursday]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares was lounging in his chair, feet up on the desk when the students came in. Once everyone was seated he stood and started lecturing.

"Afternoon, class, firstly I would like to inform you that I am taking detention this weekend, I plan on making it very memorable, and I would be pleased to add any of you to the festivities. Today we are going to talk about a subject very near and dear to my heart," he paused. "Me. Ares, God of War."

"Since I realise there is nowhere near enough time to cover this subject the way it deserves I am going to let you guys direct the flow. I am here to answer any of your questions about me." He sat back down and grinned. "So, ask away."

[ooc: OCD threads coming up!]

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Re: Ares Q&A - TGaY [Class Two]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

"No," Ares replied. "And any account that says differently is pure slander."

Re: Ares Q&A - TGaY [Class Two]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"And Ovid was utterly mistaken about you and Aphrodite being caught in bed together in a golden net, and all the other gods laughing at you two, right?"

Evie's just trying to verify the facts. There are *so* many wrong versions....

Re: Ares Q&A - TGaY [Class Two]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

"Aphrodite is my sister," Ares said in reply. Note that that wasn't exactly a denial.

Re: Ares Q&A - TGaY [Class Two]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Oh, well then, enough said," Evie said hastily. Then paused. Intellectual curiosity overrode anything like good sense. "Well, except that among the Egyptian gods and goddesses that was rather common, and of course Zeus married his own sister, so, um, yes. Was it just the getting caught that didn't happen?"

Re: Ares Q&A - TGaY [Class Two]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares facepalmed. "Detention."

Re: Ares Q&A - TGaY [Class Two]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"What?" Evie squeaked, flailing helplessly. "I take it back! No! I don't need to know! I'm sorry! Please? Oh, no...."