fandomhigh | Music is Love! [1/12]

Those students returning to the music classroom from last semester will find that it has been transformed into what appears to be a television studio.

Right as the class bell ring the theme song beings to play and Lorne bursts onto the stage to the sound of canned applause.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to MUSIC IS LOVE!" Lorne exclaimed. "We would have called it Fandom Idol but Fox Executives threatened to sue."

Lorne gave the camera a glaring look. "Simon Cowell? When this is over your ass is mine. And not in the fun way."

After the laugh track ends, Lorne suddenly smiles, "For those of you of you who are unfamiliar how this class works, each week you will be responsible for finding and performing a song that goes with a certain theme. This week our theme is 'JUSTICE' which just happens to go along with our fabulous guest judges: Dean the Tick and Captain Liberty!"

Lorne gestures over to the Judges table where the The Tick and Captain Liberty are sitting. Canned applause occurs.

"Now let's get things started ramped up! C'mon kids! Let's see what you got!"

[ooc: ~~Wait for the~~ OCD is up!]

[ooc2: And anyone who would like to be bitten by our surprise guest stars should do so now! :)

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Demyx stepped up with just himself and his sitar, adjusting the mic and playing a few chords. He had picked out a little something by Stephen Lynch.

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
Well I'd take all of the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I could be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
For taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
'Cause I'd be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would it be?)

If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job
To run off to f--king Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
(Especially Bob)
Then you would be Justice Guy

Or you could be more subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
(Especially Bob)
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Yes, then you would be a superhero, like me."

More canned applause.

"That was fabulous Dee-Dee," Lorne said clapping. "A+ effort all the way. What do you think judges?"

"You started off very well, Demyx, but it seems as if you lost track of the true meaning of Justice somewhere along the way. But don't fear! It's not too late! You can still find the light if you try! Don't give in to the grim and gritty sense of Justice! Egads, you're better than that!"

"Um," Captain Liberty says, frowning. "I'm a little concerned about Bob."

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