http://nine-and-ears.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nine-and-ears.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-11 09:16 pm

Adventuring Survival Tactics, Period 4, A Classroom, 4/12/07

The Doctor didn't have desks in the classroom today.

He had little swatches of carpet. About 18 inches by two feet, rectangular. In various moddable styles and colors. He gestured as for the students to sit on these bits of carpet. After the opening bell rang, he smiled.

"This is Adventuring Survival Tactics," the Doctor said. "And the first adventuring sruvival tactic you need you learn is that those carpets EAT PEOPLE!"

He made spooky fingers.

"Okay, maybe they don't," the Doctor said. "But they could. One some strange planet. Now something else to keep in mind is what you are, in fact, capable of. So that's today. It's a getting to know yourself, and each other, exercise. You'll tell us all your name, what you think your greatest strength is, what you think your greatest weakness is, and the weirdest fact you can think to share about yourself."

He brushed off his jacket. "I'll begin. My name is The Doctor. My greatest strength is, of course, being as fantastic as I am. My greatest weakness is the very rare ocassion when I am overconfident. The strangest thing about me is that I've suffered eight circumstances that would normally have been fatal, but I live on." He nodded. "Your turn."

After everyone shared, he smiled and clapped his hands together. "Fantastic. Now then, you're welcome to talk with your fellow students about the following situation for the rest of the hour. No homework for the next week, because I'm nice like that. Now, discussion topic. What would you carry in your pockets if you knew you were going out into a dangerous place. No backpack, no. Pockets only. What're you bringing? Discuss."

He was a bit smug at that. He knew that no one else had dimensionally transcendental pockets.

[ooc: Wait for the OCD Welcome to play, my friends!]

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
River thought for a moment. "Perhaps. Or maybe it can photosynthesize."

[ooc: Yep.]

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ohhh! Then I could make an album of my time on the deserted island!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
River blinked, not quite following Pippi. Or rather, the mun isn't.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Cause the shponk will synthesize photos." Pippi explained.

It was funny in her mun's head.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh!" Sometimes the obvious was the most difficult thing to understand. She frowned. "Would that mean the shponk is shitting photos?"

It was funny, actually...

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew.

"... Maybe I should leave the shponk at home."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean that the photos could be a byproduct of the digestive process," River said. "No leaving the shponk."