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Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 1/9
As the students enter the classroom, they might notice the large number of motivational posters with large slash marks on them.
(Teach those damn kittens to keep hanging in there.)
And they might also notice the man in the red and black outfit, leaning back in his chair with his feet propped up on the desk. He waited until all of the students were in the room before speaking.
"Good morning boys and girls! Welcome to Driver's Education," He said. "My name is Deadpool, call me that or Professor Wilson if you really feel the need to get all formal. Or Professor Deadpool. Oooo! I like that better. Call me Professor Deadpool."
He stood, passing out a syllabus to all of the students before moving back to his desk, leaning against the front of it. "I don't feel like teaching you kids anything today because it's the first class of the semester and nobody ever pays attention to those," Wade said. "Instead, I'm going to learn who all of you are. Unfortunately, not all of us teachers are telepaths and can just yank that information out of your fragile little minds. So I am going to have you all pick a partner, talk with them, and then tell me an interesting or insanely personal fact about 'em!"
At the end of class, just as everyone was filing out, Wade paused. "Oh yeah, my office hours are all day tomorrow. My empty, empty office is always open for your angsty teen drama needs."
Driver's Education
TA: Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Evie Carnahan
Elizabeth Delgado
Demyx
Cedric Diggory
Door
Melaka Fray
Molly Hayes
Jude Lizowski
Draco Malfoy
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Buffy Summers
Ron Weasley
[[ooc:Wait for the OCD Up!]]
(Teach those damn kittens to keep hanging in there.)
And they might also notice the man in the red and black outfit, leaning back in his chair with his feet propped up on the desk. He waited until all of the students were in the room before speaking.
"Good morning boys and girls! Welcome to Driver's Education," He said. "My name is Deadpool, call me that or Professor Wilson if you really feel the need to get all formal. Or Professor Deadpool. Oooo! I like that better. Call me Professor Deadpool."
He stood, passing out a syllabus to all of the students before moving back to his desk, leaning against the front of it. "I don't feel like teaching you kids anything today because it's the first class of the semester and nobody ever pays attention to those," Wade said. "Instead, I'm going to learn who all of you are. Unfortunately, not all of us teachers are telepaths and can just yank that information out of your fragile little minds. So I am going to have you all pick a partner, talk with them, and then tell me an interesting or insanely personal fact about 'em!"
At the end of class, just as everyone was filing out, Wade paused. "Oh yeah, my office hours are all day tomorrow. My empty, empty office is always open for your angsty teen drama needs."
Driver's Education
TA: Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Evie Carnahan
Elizabeth Delgado
Demyx
Cedric Diggory
Door
Melaka Fray
Molly Hayes
Jude Lizowski
Draco Malfoy
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Buffy Summers
Ron Weasley
[[ooc:
Re: Pick a Partner