Lunch - Wednesday

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Feel free-a tu stoody in here-a boot try nut tu get fuud oon yuoor buuks. Zeey dun't leeke-a it.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Greelled Cheese-a Sundvheeches

-Seled

-Tumetu Suoop

-Reece-a Kreespie-a Treets

Comments

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Jude you look like you're head's about to explode." Billy had seen people take a lot of drugs, though he'd never seen an OD. He hoped it didn't look like this.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude gave a jittery chuckle. "Naaaaaah, bro. Loose and easy." Twitch. "Mellow. Meeeeellow. Yellow. Yellow is mellow."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy sadly had no experience talking down folks on, any sort of substance. They should offer that as a class. Maybe he should talk to Professor Abby about teaching her students about moderation.

"Mellow people, in my experience don't twitch like they're possesed."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Who's," twitch, "twitching?"

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"You are. Swear to God."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Duuuuuuuuude." Twitch. "Dude. Need tea. Tea is mellow. Melllllow . . ."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy had no idea what the effect of something like tea would have on an overly caffinated system. "Okay, but, not alone okay? Just in case?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Chamomile. It snapped him out of a caffeine O.D. because canon rocks like that. "Yellow is mellow, gotta find something yellow . . ."

Jude wandered away, almost forgetting about his crutches.