Lunch - Wednesday

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Feel free-a tu stoody in here-a boot try nut tu get fuud oon yuoor buuks. Zeey dun't leeke-a it.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Greelled Cheese-a Sundvheeches

-Seled

-Tumetu Suoop

-Reece-a Kreespie-a Treets

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter had one last opportunity to go back through all of his notes from Hunting class to prepare for this afternoon's final. It was a point of pride that he had to get a good grade, even if he had missed some classes because of illness.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hi!"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Hi." Walter waved her toward a seat. "I found Pup. Or he found me. Either way, he's no longer lost."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Oh good. Mr. Neilson also showed up... But he looked... Drunk."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I wonder if someone decided to share some banana schnapps with him," Walter said, grinning at the mental image of a drunk Mr. Neilson.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Well... he didn't smell drunk... Just kept falling over."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Maybe he tangled with a gremlin. Is he doing better today?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah, he's back to his normal self today."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Another Fandom mystery. I suppose he didn't want to talk about it?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"All I got out of him was the monkey equivalent of 'Weeeeeeeeeeeee!' and demands for a Santa Hat."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter tilted his head at that. "How peculiar. I found Pup wearing a Santa hat. I wonder if they saw each other last night."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Oh that must have been sooooo cute!" Pippi squealed.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter ducked his head and nodded. "I took a photo."

He was still debating sending it home to Alucard.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Much squeeing ensued.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Grilled cheese sandwiches! One of Lana's favorites. She was here being good and eating lunch. And probably even a rice krispie treat or two as well.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer sat down next to Lana with his lunch. "Hey Lana," he said.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana smiled at him. "Hey, Joxer, how's it going?"

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"It goes well," Joxer said. "I think I got a good shot at passing my final tommorow."

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"I'm glad," Lana said, smiling. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

She sighed and readjusted her sling. "I'm really looking forward to this semester being over. Do you have plans for the holidays?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude sat there, highly caffeinated and poking his grilled cheese sandwich while he twitched. "Mellow is yellow. Gotta find something yellow. Mellow is yellow . . ."

Twitch.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy was carring his tray in one hand, and dipping his grilled cheese in ketchup with the other. Then he saw Jude. "Uh, you okay?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"I am tooooooooootally awesome," Jude assured him, his pupils massively dilated. Twitch. Twitch. "I can like, see right through you . . ."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Have, you always been able to do that?" billy asked. He snapped his fingers in front of Jude's face to see if he blinked.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

He didn't.

"Nah, but I totally should." Twitch.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Jude have eaten something off of the floor?" Billy asked, concerned.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Twitch. "Nuh uh, bro. But, like, Caff-Pow. Totally. Best thing ever." Twitch.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"How, how many have you had?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude started counting on his fingers. He got lost after transferring to the next hand.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Oh lord. "Jude, uhm, maybe, maybe not so many at one time, next time?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Twitch. "But, like, Abby-bra - Professor Abby -" twitch "duuuuude, she's awesome and she gave them to me."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Does she twitch and not blink?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Twitch. "Huh?"

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Jude you look like you're head's about to explode." Billy had seen people take a lot of drugs, though he'd never seen an OD. He hoped it didn't look like this.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude gave a jittery chuckle. "Naaaaaah, bro. Loose and easy." Twitch. "Mellow. Meeeeellow. Yellow. Yellow is mellow."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy sadly had no experience talking down folks on, any sort of substance. They should offer that as a class. Maybe he should talk to Professor Abby about teaching her students about moderation.

"Mellow people, in my experience don't twitch like they're possesed."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Who's," twitch, "twitching?"

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"You are. Swear to God."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Duuuuuuuuude." Twitch. "Dude. Need tea. Tea is mellow. Melllllow . . ."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy had no idea what the effect of something like tea would have on an overly caffinated system. "Okay, but, not alone okay? Just in case?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Chamomile. It snapped him out of a caffeine O.D. because canon rocks like that. "Yellow is mellow, gotta find something yellow . . ."

Jude wandered away, almost forgetting about his crutches.