Lunch - Tuesday

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Hellu stoodents! Secund dey ooff feenels! I hupe-a yuoo eren't letteeng zee stress get tu yuoo.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Pooddeeng

Comments

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer made a face which reflected his thoughts of 'but Jace is the most embarassing brother ever'.

"You're a strange sidekick, Chad."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad scratched the back of his head a bit. "Sidekicks are supposed to be strange, ain't they? To reflect...better...on the main guy, or somethin'."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"Oh," Joxer said. "Does that mean I like boys too, if you reflect me?"

...logic didn't work on Joxer. Ever.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Again with the scratching. "Um. Do you?"

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"No! I like Kaylee! She isn't a boy! I mean, unless she hasn't told me something, but I mean, no!"

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Hasn't told you?" Chad asked, arching his eyebrow and grinning just a bit. "Y'mean, you haven't gotten far enough to confirm that sort of thing yet?"

Ahh, nothing to confirm your masculinity like taking cheap stabs at another guy's sexual experience.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"She says we have to wait for the right time," Joxer said, pouting.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Yeahhh, patience is kinda important in things like that," Chad said with a sigh, totally understanding.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever be the right time," Joxer muttered, shoving a large amount of mac and cheese in his mouth.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"How long you two been together?"

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"A... long time," Joxer said. "Months, even."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Are we talking, like...enough months for one hand?" Chad held up a hand for emphasis. He sometimes felt it necissary to need visual aids with Joxer. "Or taking off the shoes months?"

He wasn't going to demonstrate that one, though. People were eating.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"A little over one hand," Joxer said. "I think."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad considered this to possibly mean one hand and a pinky. He nodded, thoughtfully. "Either she should start warmin' up soon, or you got a whole 'nother hand to go. Like I said, though, Fandom girls seem different, so my usual methods of measurement might not apply."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"I hope it's sooner," Joxer said. "I really do. That whole sex thing, I've been waiting for it."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Well, it is worth the wait, if that assures you any."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"I know it is," Joxer said. "Kaylee is the most wonderful thing in the world. If I got to wait, I'm gonna. Cause... yeah."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. That was so unexpectedly cute. Chad smirked a bit. "Good luck, man."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"Thanks, Chad," Joxer said. "I better get going. Got lots of studying to do. And books are being mean these days."

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, no kiddin'," Chad rubbed the back of his head in rueful memory. "See ya later."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer smiled and gave Chad a little wave before heading off.