"Um, the Underworld isn't much for real culture," Bel began uncomfortably, "but we do have a kind of reality tv show that demons like to watch. It's called 'Witch Wars.' Upper-level demons compete against each other to destroy witches for fame and glory -- and the witches' powers. And each other's powers, too, because they'll kill each other to get ahead. They use special athames that absort the powers of their victims and give them to the person wielding it. Any demon who competes has to sign a contract that their powers go to the Gamemasters if they lose."

He paused. "I never did, though. Compete I mean. Not my style." Well, this was just getting more awkward.