Religion, Wednesday 12/13

[preacher-custer.livejournal.com]

Jesse is waiting to greet the students looking a wee bit sheepish. After everyone signs in, he sits on the front of his desk and looks his students over.

"Next week is the final. After I get everyone's grades up, I'm movin' on. I've learned more'n I thought I would when I decided to take a break here, and I got y'all and some of the other teachers to thank for that."

He stands up and rolls out a television set. "We're skimming Christianity for a coupla reasons, most of them havin' to do with the fact that I know firsthand which parts are lies and which aren't. Makes it hard to treat it as fairly as I've tried with the other religions we've covered."

Jesse hits play and the opening credits of "The Nativity" begins to run which I'm not going to meta, cause dude, I'd have to meta the whole Bible, too. How did Jesse, who is definitely not a 'net piracy literate technophile, get his hands on a first run movie? Would he use the Word on some hapless mainland movie theater employee?

Would he?

Speaking over the music, he continues, "Y'all get ready for your final next week. You got the handouts, those'll cover everything you'll need to know."

Comments

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Heeeeyyyy," Billy said suspiciously. "They're not white."

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

And this was a rubber band stealthily being shot at the back of Billy's head for that comment.

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

*spak!*

billy turned to look where that had come from.

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

It just might have been the giant, slightly scowling Mexican folding his arms in front of him as he leaned forward and glared. The one with the pile of rubber bands on his desk. Yeah, the really big one.

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"I was making fun of white people assuming Jesus was caucasion." Billy explained defensively. Honestly, did the big guy really think Billy was like that?

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Good."

Re: Questions, comments, popcorn?

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Actually, that reminded him. "Oh dude, here." and he stretched back to hand him a card (http://www.melasdesign.com/pops/boredxmas.html). Inside it simply said:

*Grunt*