fandomhigh | Fandom High Holiday Pageant 2006, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

Once everyone was seated, The Tick walked out onto the stage wearing a keen tux. He was ready to celebrate the holidays in style.

"Welcome, chums, to the 2006 Fandom High Holiday Pageant! This year, we're looking to make the pageant as broad as possible, covering several different holidays with several different methods of educating us all with fun! It's Funducation, not to be confused with Funded Education!"

"On the Holiday Tree of Funducation, information is the presents, and you are the children gathered around, hoping for the Hanukkah Wii of Information, or the X-Mas-Box of Knowledge! Our volunteers are the ornaments, making sure the Tree is shiny and festive! The participating classes are the lights that illuminate with organization and color! And I," Tick said, grinning broadly, "am a jolly man in a blue suit! I am not just your Master of Ceremonies tonight, I am also your Santa of Ceremonies! So please allow me to welcome you to this year's Tree of Funducation, the Holiday Pageant!"

[OOC: Please ~~wait for and then~~ follow the OCD. There is a thread for each performance, and then a Performance and Audience sub-thread for each. Please use the subthreads. Pretty self explanatory. Everyone should know what they're doing and which thread they're doing it in, hopefully. If, for some reason, we have threads that are not pinged into as of really late Friday night, I may get creative and randomly recruit people at the last minute if it doesn't Joss them just to make sure the pageant stands as being complete.

I'd like to say thank you in advance to all of my volunteers and I can't wait to see what you put together!]

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"I'm still dislocated, but at least Jack's letting me out of bed," Sam said, then added quickly, "not dirty. He was being really mother henny. Where'd you go?"

"Had to go home to make up for ditching Thanksgiving," she says. "Trust me, the trolls were more fun."

Sam winced. "Sorry to hear that."

She shrugs. "It wasn't bad, just boring. And not the good I-don't-feel-like-moving-so-I-beach-like-a-while boring. I think all the energy that should have gone into making my weekend worth doing was put into the disaster movie that rolled through Fandom. Like a yin and yang thing."

"You sound very spiritual this evening, oh wise one," Sam laughed. "So were the trolls the yin or the yang?"

She thinks about this and finally shrugs, saying, "Yin. Why not? ...What is yin, anyway?"

"Uh...either the male or female essence, but I can never remember which."

Jaye stares at her. "Wait, that's what yin and yang is?"

She could have sworn that was how Daniel had explained things, but it was possible she'd stopped paying attention halfway through. "I think so. So, those little symbols with the black and the white and the swirls? Kind of like spiritual porn."

"See, I always thought that kind of looked pornish, but I didn't realize it was like, porn."

Sam nodded sagely. "Well, now you know, and you can spread enlightenment to the masses using your power with the radio."

"Are you proposing symbolic sex ed on the radio?"

"Except for the part where the FCC breaks into my room and takes all my stuff afterwards, absolutely."

"You know, that's probably only if I say 'My good friend Sam told me I should educate the youth, so when a mommy black or white thing and a daddy black or white thing love each other very much...'"

"And you know lots of other people named Sam..."

"One, I think," she says. "Though something tells me Alec would be very happy if I blamed it all on poor Sam Winchester."

Sam grinned. "You know Anders, too, right? And what's Alec got against Sam Winchester? He seems all right, if kind of quiet compared to Dean."

Jaye frowns. "I never ever remember Anders is a Sam. He's just Anders," she explains. "And I have no idea, unless it's for the maybe-obvious reason that will make me sound bitter and weird. All I know is that they don't carry membership cards for the other's fan club."

"Maybe-obvious reason?" Sam asked, giving Jaye her best buh? face, "and weird. I mean, Alec looks just like Sam's brother. You'd think it would make Sam predisposed to like him."

"Well, he's also kinda... with his brother and Alec's not always the nicest of people," says Jaye. Gee, can't imagine how they ever got along...

"Kinda with?" Even after all this time in Fandom, and being involved with a guy who was dating another guy, Sam wasn't really getting it. "And nice all the time is boring."

"Yeah. ...with," she says, using emphatic facial gestures to try and get her point across.

Sam's eyes widened. "Oh. I, um, see."

"This is what I'm saying," Jaye says with a nod.

"They should make gummi bears with alcohol in them," Sam decided rather abruptly.

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