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Ookey dukey. I hefe-a mede-a sume-a deleeciuoos fuud fur yuoo tudey. Beleeefe-a yuoo me-a, thees is oone-a ooff zee heeghlights ooff my cuukeeng ixpereeences.

Tudey's menoo (fur zee 21st ooff September) is:

-Ruest Beest (Und let me-a tell yuoo it ves a duuzy tryeeng tu get it. I hed tu feeght ooffff sume-a seelfervere-a tu get heem!)

-Meshed Putetus (cheeckee flefured)

-Deleeciuoos beked rulls leeke-a zee oones my grundma mede-a beck in Svedee!

-Und fur dessert: Jellued Smoorff. Run intu a vhule-a culuny ooff thuse-a leettle-a gooys thunks tu my cet Ezreel.

Und es elveys, cheeckee. I lufe-a cheeckee. Zeey ere-a su flooffffy und deleeciuoos. Zeey're-a leettle-a cheeckee clevs ceresseeng yuoor upper leep und yuoo merunede-a zeem slooly in sooce-a.

Bork Bork Bork!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Efery Freedey my soocy yuoong sur! I see-a yuoo ere-a a mun vhu eppreecietes zee cheeckee tuu! Vell dune leettle mun! Bork Bork Bork!

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Freedey! Reely? Ya ees suu haappee I doo zee funkee cheeckee donce por tuu! Bork! Bork! Bork!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

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