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[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Ookey dukey. I hefe-a mede-a sume-a deleeciuoos fuud fur yuoo tudey. Beleeefe-a yuoo me-a, thees is oone-a ooff zee heeghlights ooff my cuukeeng ixpereeences.

Tudey's menoo (fur zee 21st ooff September) is:

-Ruest Beest (Und let me-a tell yuoo it ves a duuzy tryeeng tu get it. I hed tu feeght ooffff sume-a seelfervere-a tu get heem!)

-Meshed Putetus (cheeckee flefured)

-Deleeciuoos beked rulls leeke-a zee oones my grundma mede-a beck in Svedee!

-Und fur dessert: Jellued Smoorff. Run intu a vhule-a culuny ooff thuse-a leettle-a gooys thunks tu my cet Ezreel.

Und es elveys, cheeckee. I lufe-a cheeckee. Zeey ere-a su flooffffy und deleeciuoos. Zeey're-a leettle-a cheeckee clevs ceresseeng yuoor upper leep und yuoo merunede-a zeem slooly in sooce-a.

Bork Bork Bork!

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: OMG! Swedish Chef! *is very happy*

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *laughing hysterically* Jellied Smurf?]

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

So is your Jellied Smurf fresh? 'Cuz I really hate that frozen stuff...

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Oh yes, I oonly used zee freshest ingredeeents! Vhet keend ooff cheff du yuoo theenk I em leettle-a gurl? I em nu emetooer! Esk my cheeckens! Bork Bork Bork!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[bloodyrockgod]

[ooc: *dying of laughter*

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

OOC: *is officially lying on the floor, twitching from hilarity*

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *dying of laughter* I think I love you so very, very much. Marry me?]

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

((ooc: OMFG, I love the Swedish Chef. Perfect!))

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

*Maia walks up to the counter* Hi, yeah I'll have two burgers, two fries and two cokes..uh, add an apple pie with that and a chocolate ice cream cone.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *is about to pass out from laughter-induced asphyxiation right smack in the middle of the office*]

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm glad you said it first... 'cause you know... I don't know what the hell that was!

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

[ooc: The insanity! I love it! Bork bork bork!

[can_be_more]

*is dead. Omg. So so so dead.*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... Jellied Smurf. Just like Mom used to make. Tell me, will you be making cheekee ind dee baskeet?

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

*hands her some chicken*

Enjuy leettle-a oone-a! Bork Bork Bork!

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Efery Freedey my soocy yuoong sur! I see-a yuoo ere-a a mun vhu eppreecietes zee cheeckee tuu! Vell dune leettle mun! Bork Bork Bork!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Freedey! Reely? Ya ees suu haappee I doo zee funkee cheeckee donce por tuu! Bork! Bork! Bork!

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: Oh god, dying...DYING here...hahahaha]]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *ded*]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *Dead to death.*]